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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to a Rehab"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to a Rehab"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Welcome to a rehab
We don't got Pamela (Anderson)
We don't got playboy and drugs
Money we don't have that
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need help with
If you got a drinking trouble
We got your help


In a rehab
Welcome to arehab
Watch you begging you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you beg

Welcome to a rehab
We'll take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna stop
But it's the price you pay
for smoking too much pot
That's very hard to please
You can taste the smooth beer
But you won't get them form here
In the rehab
Welcome to a rehab
Feel my, my, my craving
I, I wanna hear yous-creem

Welcome to a rehab
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the rehab where we torture
If you got a hunger for the drugs
You'll never take it again
You can have anything you want
But you better not take the damn beer


And when you're high you'll be here in rehab
again to come down. Noooo

You know where you are
You're in a rehab center
You're gonna die
In the rehab
Welcome to a rehab
Watch you beg down to your knees, knees
In a rehab
Welcome to a rehab
they tourte, my, my needs
In the rehab
Welcome to a rehab
Watch you beg down to your knees, knees
In the rehab
Welcome to a rehab
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down!

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2nz - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
It needs work, but not bad for a first parody. I thought the pacing for the first stanza was off in several areas, but I really like the line "You can have anything you want But you better not take the damn beer". Welcome to amiright.
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
What 2nz said. And if you´re really in a rehab, writing this for theraputic reasons or something like that etc, I have another idea for you: "At the rehab" to "In the navy" by Village People.

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