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Song Parodies -> "You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum)"

Original Song Title:

"It's So Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Gollum had it comin' to him. Although he is a cool character. And he added a good layer of comedy to the film, like when he sings the "Wish For A Fish Song" and all that stuff.
I see Mr. Frodo's under lots of stress
Carries the ring, he does his best
Smegol, you twit, with bulging eyes
You're full of it

You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna die at Mordor, baby
You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna fry at Mordor

Orcs are midnless, but still a fright
And you don't help us when we're in a plight
You'll feel the fire, sometime at midnight
But Frodo thinks that you are right

And you're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna die at Mordor, baby
You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna fry at Mordor

So measly, ya always try and tease me
You are such a pest, and I guess ya know the rest
See me kick you, you fall down

I hear ya sittin' there
Talking to youself in a pool
Why don't you just - f*** off

Ya get toasted and roasted
Trying to take the ring
Falling down a pit, aint got a clue
Besisdes, you aint got no life left to use
And I'm mad

You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna die at Mordor, baby
You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna fry at Mordor

So measly, ya always try and tease me
You are such a pest, and I guess ya know the rest
So, fall away, don't make me mad cause I'll hurt you
I'll try ta choke you, It aint funny, now dontcha know?

You're so measly
So damn measly
You're so measly
So f*****g measly
You're so measly
So damn measly
So measly
Oooh, so f*****g measly
You're so measly- yeah!

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neminem - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yay! You just gave me a new parody to write, "He's Ron Weasly." Until then, great jorb.

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