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Song Parodies -> "Eds In the Middle"

Original Song Title:

"Cats In The Cradle"

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Eds In the Middle"

Parody Written by:

Josh Taylor (Ed, Josh, & Nazz)

The Lyrics

Did you ever think when you met Johnny,
It ain't Nazz or Sarah, but his best friend Plank,
Yet his room smells great, so ya don't complain,
but that's not Johnny in eating chicken chow
Seems that I invited Double D and Ed,
But Kevin's stole on my fork,
He's standing here on my porch...

There's a Ed in the middle at the Evening Moon,
The place that I sleep everyday at noon,
You can order you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it in tortilla,
They fry like a crisp taco.

Nazz asked if I wanna come,
As she was callin' up Sarah playing playing air guitar,
I said not today,
I lost my apettite,
There's two Eds in the Kitchen and they want to fight,
I was drinkin some egg nog and a Coke or two,
When I swear I Ed mew, boy,
And that is when I knew...

There's a Ed in the middle at the Evening Moon,
I think I gotta stop sleeping there at noon,
They say that it's stinks likes fish or pork,
But Ed's sleeping there on my porch,
There's Ed's hair on my porch.

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Static - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Good song, good show. 555
Agrimorfee - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I missed something in the middle of it...
Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Harry Chapin. And I'd tell you what he'd say, but this is a PG-rated website now. Guns 'n' Roses, my... posterior.
The Great Karlando - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
And if you're thinkin' of thr one thatr was done in the 90's, that was by Ugly Kid Joe, not GNR. I don;t get it, so I;m not gonna vote. Sorry.

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