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Song Parodies -> "That Michael"

Original Song Title:

"My Michelle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"That Michael"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

About Jacko The Pervert, aka, Plastic Boy, akaDirty Mind Diana Man, aka Harmful To Children Dude,aka Michael Jackson.
That Jacko gets so horny
When some little boys' around
He used to love his own women
But now he's changed his sound
So he stays out late at night
And he screws some kid for free
Drivin' the press crazy
With your life's obscenity

Well, well, well, you just can't tell, that Michael
Well, well, well, that Michael

Raping all those poor kids
For your own luxury
Yesterday you nailed one
And now he cries for mommy
But school starts too early
And you're too dumb to see
So stay away from all those kids
Jacko, you act so sickly

Well, well, well, you just can't tell, that Michael
Well, well, well, that Michael
Well, well, well, you just can't tell, that Michael
Well, well, well, that Michael

Everyone needs love
But those kids don't love you
Someday you'll find someone
Who'll try and molest you (yeah..right..)
But oh, the crimes you stake
You get those boys alone
Someday you'll find someone
That you can bone and bone..
But till then you better..

Now you're seen, on every TV screen
You look so absurd
And most of all this song is true
Cause haven't ya heard?
So come on and stop you're raping
Caue we all know for what you yearn
Jacko, you're just thrivin'
Of of little boys at your Neverland firm

Well, well, well, you just can't tell, that Michael
Well, well, well, that Michael
Well, well, well, you just can't tell, that Michael
Well, well, well, that Michael

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Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Joe Jackson couldn't have named his kid David, or Bill, or Tom? Every song on this site with "Michael" in the title hits my guilty conscience!

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