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Song Parodies -> "Knockin' On Evans' Door"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Knockin' On Evans' Door"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Story: One Christmas, there was family get together at my aunt Phyllis' house, where my cousin Evan also lives. So we all arrived there early, but it turned out that no one was home, so I began knocking on the door, and around that time we were all freezing our asses off in the snow, so here's my story:
Phyllis, locked this door on me
And It won't budge anymore
It's gettin' too cold and I have to pee
And I keep knockin' on Evan's door.

Knockin' on Evans' door
Knockin' on Evans' door
Knockin' on Evans' door
Knockin' on Evans' door

Phyllis hid the keys 'round the house
But I can't find them, oh, help me please!
The air is cold, I'm gonna freeze
And I keep knockin' on Evan's door

Knockin' on Evans' door
Knockin' on Evans' door
Knockin' on Evans' door
Knockin' on Evans' door

"Ya better start getting back on you time for
God's sake, man. Cause we're standing here
just freezing our asses off, and we're waiting
to get inside. Now unlock the door, I gotta go pee."

Knockin' on Evan's door.


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Pacing: 2.5
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2nz - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny stuff. Almost perfect pacing, but whatever isn't perfect is made up for by the lines that are: "The air is cold, I'm gonna Freeze" top marks for being based on a true story.
Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This is hilarious!

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