They're a-urchin' and a livin' inside my hair
They always leave me in despair
I've got such a bad case,
And you know that they're everywhere
Now I'm gettin' my head picked
And it's gettin' me really ticked

Bugs are bitches, they eat me away
I gotta keep picking at my hair all the long day
My mind is so scrambled, nothings' the same
It feels like a big bug fest, all the lice begin to infest

Brings me down, my head is lice city
Man, those bugs are mean
My head sure aint pretty, Its' their home

Strapped in the chair of the local scalp doctor
I'm sitting here, gettin' my nits picked
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to me
I took a look in the mirror, and just what did I see?
A thousand bugs crawlin' on me

Makes me frown, my head is lice city
Man, those bugs are mean
My head sure aint pretty, Its' their home

They're here to stay, they're here to stay
They're here to stay, they're here to stay

Now my whole freakin' scalp, has been torn apart
Now I;m just a bald dude with a sad broken heart
I said, cure me right now, restore my hair
Now they're munchin' my mind, I'm going blind
I've been infected a million times...