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Song Parodies -> "My Scalp Is Lice City"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"My Scalp Is Lice City"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

They're a-urchin' and a livin' inside my hair
They always leave me in despair
I've got such a bad case,
And you know that they're everywhere
Now I'm gettin' my head picked
And it's gettin' me really ticked

Bugs are bitches, they eat me away
I gotta keep picking at my hair all the long day
My mind is so scrambled, nothings' the same
It feels like a big bug fest, all the lice begin to infest

Brings me down, my head is lice city
Man, those bugs are mean
My head sure aint pretty, Its' their home

Strapped in the chair of the local scalp doctor
I'm sitting here, gettin' my nits picked
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to me
I took a look in the mirror, and just what did I see?
A thousand bugs crawlin' on me

Makes me frown, my head is lice city
Man, those bugs are mean
My head sure aint pretty, Its' their home

They're here to stay, they're here to stay
They're here to stay, they're here to stay

Now my whole freakin' scalp, has been torn apart
Now I;m just a bald dude with a sad broken heart
I said, cure me right now, restore my hair
Now they're munchin' my mind, I'm going blind
I've been infected a million times...







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2nz - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody. A little work with the pacing and the song would be great. There are a whole four syllables between 'pretty' and 'take me home' that are just crying to be part of this parody. Oh won't you give them a home?
2nz - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody. A little work with the pacing and the song would be great. There are a whole four syllables between 'pretty' and 'take me home' that are just crying to be part of this parody. Oh won't you give them a home?
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Very original,and some good lines.
Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Never, ever let Slash see this song! He'll be going bananas for the rest of his life!

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