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Song Parodies -> "(Mental) Patient"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Guns N'Roses

Parody Song Title:

"(Mental) Patient"

Parody Written by:

Sean Henderson

The Lyrics

This is the best work I've done in my life I hop you like it.
Give me room cause I need some space I'm starting to go off you can now see I'm really crazy
Sometimes I get upset and then I just start throwing things you can see I'm really crazy

Say doctor tie me down or put me in a straitjacket
I'm not nothing but a mental patient
Say doctor I am mad and that makes me real glad cause you see I'm starting to go coo, coo
(scream) I'M COO, COO!!!!!!!!!! mmmm yeah

I'm in a padded room and I've been here for three years I won't be out of here no time soon
Once out I get upset and then I bring harm to myself you can see that I am really crazy

(Repeat course)

I won't make it
I'll never make it
Out of this room
(guitar solo)


he's a mental patient mmm yeah, mm yeah
just a mental patient yeah
he's just a mental patient yeah
he's a mental patient yeah
he's just a mental patient yeah
he's just a mental patient yeah
he's just a mental patient yeah
just a mental patient yeah
That's what he is
I am here in a padded room
just rotting to my doom
I've been here for three long years
you know I won't be out in no time soon
yes I won't change cause I'm mentally insane
I ain't got no one to blame cause I'm crazy
yeah, yeah, yeah cause I'm crazy
ooo I'm crazy whoa I'm crazy
and insane

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Pacing: 1.7
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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 3

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Nancy Dorr - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, why don't you try making a parody of niggers and cripples. How far do you think you'd get---that is IF you're white dudes.
i love shanian - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
well considering that my guy is locked up and he really likes this song. makes me think of him so much. i love it. for everyone out there who's poeple are locked up just stay stronge and you could make it. i'm running off of eight monthes right now and still have another eleven more to go. but hey i think of him like i would talk to him like i would but shit happeneds. ya know . it is a good song .

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