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Song Parodies -> "Knockin' On My Front Door"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns n' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Knockin' On My Front Door"

Parody Written by:

Phantom Hitchhiker

The Lyrics

Someone keep these guys from me!
I can't take it anymore.
I am afraid they'll convert me.
I can hear them knockin' on my front door.

Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knocin' on my front door. Oooh, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Time to hide out under the ground.
I can't do this anymore.
Jehova's Witness comes around
and they start knockin' on my front door.

Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.

(three sharp knocks on the door)
JEHOVA'S WITNESS:
Sir, have you found the love of God? You should because from dust you came and to dust you shall return.

GUY:
Go away, dude!

Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Oooh, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh, oh,oh, yeah, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, no.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.

Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door!

Oh, whoa.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Aow.

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cygna - February 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You're gonna catch alot of flak for this parody, but I liked it! I'm sick of people telling me to find God too. If he (He?) is really a god, he can find me.
Billy Florio - February 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This was hillarious! Damn Jehova witnesses!
lillijana - February 07, 2003 - Report this comment
jehovahs witnesses aqre bloody pests so i share your sentiment totally.
lillijana - February 07, 2003 - Report this comment
jehovahs witnesses aqre bloody pests so i share your sentiment totally.
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
"They always tell us that during an earthquake, you should stand in a doorway for safety. You realize that when the big one hits, the only people left are going to be Jehovah's Witnesses and Amway salesmen!" -- Johnny Carson

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