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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to McDonald's"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to the Jungle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guns n' Roses
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to McDonald's"
Parody Written by:
My name is Kenny
The Lyrics
Welcome to McDonald's
We've got fries and shakes
We'll make anything you want
And our cookies are fresh-baked
Hey, kid, you're backing up the line
So give your order please
If you got the money, sonny
You'll get extra cheese
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, ugh... this food is all diseased
Welcome to McDonald's
You deserve a break today
It might just give you a heart attack
But that's the price you pay
It's only $7.99
For an extra value meal
Big Macs taste like cardboard
But hey, man, it's such a deal
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
It tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
Oh, I, I see you turning green
Uggghh
Eww... eww... eww... ewww... ewwww...
Welcome to McDonald's
The food gets worse here everyday
The crap we serve is inedible
It's made from dog hair and clay
If you got a hunger for what you see
You need help psychologically
You can eat anything you want
But when you get sick, don't blame it on me
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, this food is all diseased
So take this quarter pounder
Try and choke it all down
Choke it down, suck it down, all down
Yuuuuu-u-u-ck!!
You know where you are?!
You're at McDonald's, lady!
We don't serve Whoppers heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere...
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it swim in pools of
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it bring you to your
sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Down in McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Don't eat one more burger
It's gonna bring you down!
Huh!
We've got fries and shakes
We'll make anything you want
And our cookies are fresh-baked
Hey, kid, you're backing up the line
So give your order please
If you got the money, sonny
You'll get extra cheese
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, ugh... this food is all diseased
Welcome to McDonald's
You deserve a break today
It might just give you a heart attack
But that's the price you pay
It's only $7.99
For an extra value meal
Big Macs taste like cardboard
But hey, man, it's such a deal
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
It tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
Oh, I, I see you turning green
Uggghh
Eww... eww... eww... ewww... ewwww...
Welcome to McDonald's
The food gets worse here everyday
The crap we serve is inedible
It's made from dog hair and clay
If you got a hunger for what you see
You need help psychologically
You can eat anything you want
But when you get sick, don't blame it on me
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, this food is all diseased
So take this quarter pounder
Try and choke it all down
Choke it down, suck it down, all down
Yuuuuu-u-u-ck!!
You know where you are?!
You're at McDonald's, lady!
We don't serve Whoppers heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere...
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it swim in pools of
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it bring you to your
sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Down in McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Don't eat one more burger
It's gonna bring you down!
Huh!
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that was great! you even added the gggggggggggg grease part, funny!!!!
BRILLIANT
HILARIOUS! Mixing a Guns N Roses song with fast food is one of the best things I can imagine at 5:30 in the morning.
Amazing..................is there a download of it in mp3?
awesome all 5's
that is better material than some of the shit i come up with 10 stars for you
A guy I worked with made a mcdonald's parody of welcome to the jungle.
personally I think my co-workers's version was way better.
I heard something very similar about the same time the song came out, I can't find it anywhere. At the end you have g-g-g-grese but this one was: mickey-mickey-mickey-mickey-mickey-d's! mickey d's! two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese! lettuce cheese!
555 for McD's oatmeal cookies; as they're my only temptation . . . except for a certain Cowboy!
i made a welcome to mcDonalds
Im impressed =)
sounds lot like a rEAl OS, AKA
"Ode to SMellen kim"
aint no friend to anybody
I just stink
"gimme gimme"
its her fav sPEACH
heres my file, she says
take a look
im a wild child,
gonna write a book,
so she says,
(to be continued or uncontinued)
this is on Kid's Rock... look it up on youtube.
This is absolutely hilarious. Kudos to the writer, this made me laugh my ass off.
This parody made laugh my a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ass, ass OFFF! You really made my day.
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