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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to McDonald's"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns n' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to McDonald's"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

Welcome to McDonald's
We've got fries and shakes
We'll make anything you want
And our cookies are fresh-baked
Hey, kid, you're backing up the line
So give your order please
If you got the money, sonny
You'll get extra cheese

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, ugh... this food is all diseased

Welcome to McDonald's
You deserve a break today
It might just give you a heart attack
But that's the price you pay
It's only $7.99
For an extra value meal
Big Macs taste like cardboard
But hey, man, it's such a deal
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
It tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
Oh, I, I see you turning green

Uggghh
Eww... eww... eww... ewww... ewwww...

Welcome to McDonald's
The food gets worse here everyday
The crap we serve is inedible
It's made from dog hair and clay
If you got a hunger for what you see
You need help psychologically
You can eat anything you want
But when you get sick, don't blame it on me

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, this food is all diseased

So take this quarter pounder
Try and choke it all down
Choke it down, suck it down, all down
Yuuuuu-u-u-ck!!

You know where you are?!
You're at McDonald's, lady!
We don't serve Whoppers heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere...

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it swim in pools of
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it bring you to your
sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Down in McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Don't eat one more burger
It's gonna bring you down!
Huh!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 90

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K-Bear - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
that was great! you even added the gggggggggggg grease part, funny!!!!
Rache; - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT
Lady Luck Moony - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS! Mixing a Guns N Roses song with fast food is one of the best things I can imagine at 5:30 in the morning.
steve - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Amazing..................is there a download of it in mp3?
pete_bullet_182 - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
awesome all 5's
weird al - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
that is better material than some of the shit i come up with 10 stars for you
Ryan - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
A guy I worked with made a mcdonald's parody of welcome to the jungle. personally I think my co-workers's version was way better.
tim - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I heard something very similar about the same time the song came out, I can't find it anywhere. At the end you have g-g-g-grese but this one was: mickey-mickey-mickey-mickey-mickey-d's! mickey d's! two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese! lettuce cheese!
LittleMacCakes - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for McD's oatmeal cookies; as they're my only temptation . . . except for a certain Cowboy!
vhfdshgjssg - November 22, 2008 - Report this comment
i made a welcome to mcDonalds Im impressed =)
TARZandPEW - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
sounds lot like a rEAl OS, AKA "Ode to SMellen kim" aint no friend to anybody I just stink "gimme gimme" its her fav sPEACH heres my file, she says take a look im a wild child, gonna write a book, so she says, (to be continued or uncontinued)
Moxley - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
this is on Kid's Rock... look it up on youtube.
Alan - November 12, 2011 - Report this comment
This is absolutely hilarious. Kudos to the writer, this made me laugh my ass off.
Puns + Poses - November 13, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody made laugh my a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ass, ass OFFF! You really made my day.

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