Welcome to my bedroom
See the broken shades
Notice the clothes on the floor
Damn this is a messy place
theres nothing in here you can find
walls are growing weeds
and now you're probably thinking
where do I sleep

in My bedroom, welcome to my bedroom
It has never been cleaned, cleaned
You're gunna get a desease

Welcome to my bedroom
the dust's 3 inches deep
this room has not been touched
since 1963
and then all over the floor
there are bits of food
You can taste the fungus
Oh no something just moved

In my bedroom
Welcome to my bedroom
What a disgusting sceene
Its gunna make you scream

Welcome to my bedroom
gets more dirty everyday
I live like an animal
boy this life is great
if there is something disgusting that you see
It will catch your eye eventually
You might not wanna touch it
Take it from me

In my bedroom
Welcome to my bedroom
It has never been cleaned, cleaned
Youre gunna get a desease

And when you find something
on the celing that wont drop down, EWW!

Ya know where you are,
Your in my bedroom, man
You're gunna die!

In my bedroom
Welcome to my bedroom
Its gunna make you sneeze, sneeze

In my bedroom
Welcome to my bedroom
What a disgusting scene

In my bedroom
Welcome to my bedroom
I dont know where I sleep, sleep

In my bedroom
Welcome to my bedroom
Theres stuff growin' all year 'round
Im gunna watch you puke!
Yuck!