Song Parodies -> Just The Two Of Them
| Original Song Title: | "Just The Two Of Us" |
| Original Performer: | Grover Washington, Jr. and Bill Withers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Just The Two Of Them" |
| Parody Written by: | Invisible Boy |
Just The Two Of Them
I see the swollen hanging sack
That is turning blue and black
And now to Advil I give thanks
I guess 12 kids is quite enough
Doc has messed-up all my stuff
And now I am only shooting blanks
Just the two of them
Little friends have lost the fight
Just the two of them (what to do with them ?)
Just the two of them
“Out to pasture” is their plight
Just the two of them
Left and right
My pants are down around my knees
On my crotch, some frozen peas
Now I am cut-off from my “Buds”
I guess I must accept my fate
Never more to procreate
Now that my swimmers just are duds
Just the two of them
Now they’re ready for a rest
Just the two of them (why’d I screw with them ?)
Just the two of them
Like a eunuch, now I’m blessed
Just the two of them
East and West
IB
I see the swollen hanging sack
That is turning blue and black
And now to Advil I give thanks
I guess 12 kids is quite enough
Doc has messed-up all my stuff
And now I am only shooting blanks
Just the two of them
Little friends have lost the fight
Just the two of them (what to do with them ?)
Just the two of them
“Out to pasture” is their plight
Just the two of them
Left and right
My pants are down around my knees
On my crotch, some frozen peas
Now I am cut-off from my “Buds”
I guess I must accept my fate
Never more to procreate
Now that my swimmers just are duds
Just the two of them
Now they’re ready for a rest
Just the two of them (why’d I screw with them ?)
Just the two of them
Like a eunuch, now I’m blessed
Just the two of them
East and West
IB
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masterful write....i can relate....had one in 83 after 3 kids in 4 years
Incisidious.
555 You handled this subject very well, and the words are so cute!
Thanks alvin, Peter and LCC.
a-at least your mind is still fertile
PA- love that word
LCC-cute is what I do...
(ABC4) Writing this tune took huevos.
(ABC4-J) IB - Holy cojones. Well you are really not "yoonək" - lots of people had 'em. =;-). I like Well done.
Yeah and that be Alvin - have 3 kids before he figured out what caused them.
Yeah and that be Alvin - have 3 kids before he figured out what caused them.
What's it with "J" and crotch related parodies I mean "Jock Itch", and "Just A Little Freak, Nympho Streak" both involved the crotch. This wasn't a bad parody, but I cringed a few times reading it...
(ABC4-J) Holy crap, 3 sex-related parodies in one contest? This would have to be my fave though, because it's just overflowing with double-entendree goodness!
(J) Well, better to have two than one - a guy I went to boot camp with lost one of his in a freak stapler accident when he was about 10 years old. After reading this, I think I'd prefer jock itch, lol. Good work on a short OS.
(ABC) Very good write, but the short nature of this song didn't give you a lot to work with. I think you maximized what can be done with this buddy.
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