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Song Parodies -> "The Exorcist"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Greg Kihn Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Exorcist"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics


You were cute cute -- but you're the Devil now
You spin your head around
When you vomit, it's split-pea soup you spew
You float off of the ground
Well we can do this till the morning
To get the Devil 'way from you
There is lightning, and your skin's green
The Devil did all this crap to you - you- you

I am an exorcist, baby, ooh
I am an exorcist, baby, ooh

You were cute, but you're ugly now
Your number's 666
Oh what's the use, save your money now
This Demon makes me sick
Just let go if you can help it
'Cause Satan's hanging on so long
It's so hard to to exorcise you
I know this won't stay long, yeah, yeah

I am an exorcist, baby, ooh
I am an exorcist, baby, ooh

(Interlude in which Father Merriam & Company try to remove Satan from Regan MacNeil's body)

Don't let yourself become Old Lucifer
'Cause he's been a demonic fool
There's no point in being evil
'Cause Regan goes to school, yeah, yeah

I am an exorcist, baby, ooh
I'll be your exorcist, baby, ooh
Possessed by Lucifer, curseth you, baby, ooh
I am an exorcist, exorcist, baby, ooh

I'm an exorcist, baby

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