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Song Parodies -> "Lincoln Loud (Don't Do It)"

Original Song Title:

"White Lines (Don't Do It)"

Original Performer:

Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel

Parody Song Title:

"Lincoln Loud (Don't Do It)"

Parody Written by:

LoriLoud2020

The Lyrics

Homage to The Loud House
Fun, The Loud House

Freeze! Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock!
(High... High... High... High...) Rrrrrrrrruh!
Bass!
(Oooh Loud House...Loud House) 3X

Verse One:

(Ooooh...The Loud House) Vision dreams of passion
(Brawlin through my mind) And all the while I think of you
(Lily Loud cries) A very strange reaction
(For us to unwind) The more I see the more I do
(Something like a phenomenon) The Loud House
(Askin your sisters to come along, but Lincoln Loud...gets away)
(Brawl! Rock it! Brawl!)

Ticket to ride The Loud House
Ask all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, get into trouble
Doing household chores costs more than gold
The longer you stay the more you pay
My Loud sisters go a long way
Either up your nose or through your vein
With nothin to gain except killin your brain

(Freeze! Rock!) 4X
(Brawl!)

(High...) Higher, The Loud House
(High...) Get higher, The Loud House!
(High...) Get higher, The Loud House!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)

Verse Two:

Orang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Orang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Orang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Diggedy dang di-dang diggedy dang di-dang

(The Loud House...) Pure as the driven snow
(Connected to my mind) And now I'm havin fun, The Loud House!
(Lily Loud cries) It's gettin kinda low
(Cause it makes you feel so nice) I need some one-on-one, The Loud House
(Don't let it slip your mind away) The Loud House
(And go into your little hideaway cause Lincoln Loud...gets away)
(Brawl! Rock it! Brawl!)

A million magic crystals, painted pure and white
A multi-million dollars almost over night
Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked, Lincoln Loud, it's your sisters' fault, so don't do it!

(Brawl! Rock!) 4X
Rrrrah! (Brawl!)

(High...) Higher, The Loud House
(High...) Get higher, The Loud House!
(High...) Get higher, The Loud House!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)

Verse Three:

(Don't get too high) Don't you get too high, The Loud House
(Turns you on) You really turn me on and on!
(Cause you gotta come down) My temperature is risin
(When the thrill is gone) No, I don't want you to go!

A brother gets in a brawling cloud, gonna do some time
He got out three years from now just to commit more crime
A brother is caught in Lori Loud's bedroom
He's out on revenge, and out of her hair and that's the way it goes, rrrruh!

(Cane!)
(Sugar! Cane!) 2X

Athletes reject it, Lucy Loud corrects it
Sisters boyfriends and BFFs are thoroughly respected
The money gets divided, the women get excited
Now I'm throwing a pie and it's no joke it's funny as pranks to fight it, don't buy it!

(Brawl!) Huh-huh huh huh! (Rock!)
(Brawl! Rock!) x3
Rrrah! (Brawl!)

(High...) Get higher, The Loud House
(High...) Get higher, The Loud House!
(High...) Get higher, The Loud House!
(High...) C'mon! Rrrrrah!!

Verse Four:

(Lincoln Loud) Vision dreams of passion
(Textin' through my mind) And all the while I think of you
(Lily cries) A very strange reaction
(For us to unwind) The more I see the more I do

(Something like a phenomenon) Rita Loud
(Askin' your sisters to come along, but Lincoln Loud...brawl in the family...)

Lola Loud standin on the corner with shoes and clothes
This ain't funny but she took his money and saved it all up!

Lynn Loud Jr. [Sister]: Hey, man. You wanna have some breakfast?
Luan Loud: Sure, watcha got? Milk, flakes or waffles?
Lynn Loud Sr. [Dad]: I got pancakes, eggs...I reflect what you need.
Leni Loud: Well yeah, well let me check it out, sister. Just let me get a freeze.
Luan Loud: Go ahead, man. The stuff I got should make ya...
Leni Loud: Yeah, man. Th-That's...that's yummy...huuuhhhh...

[Don't do it, The Loud House...]

(Brawl!) A-huh huh huh! (Rock!)

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