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Song Parodies -> "Under Your Wheels (Big Trucker)"

Original Song Title:

"Under Your Thumb"

Original Performer:

Godley and Creme

Parody Song Title:

"Under Your Wheels (Big Trucker)"

Parody Written by:

Wendy Christopher

The Lyrics

Revenge of the hedgehog!!!
I’m a rough and rugged trucker, like to drive my truck all day
And although I’m always careful, sometimes things get in my way
Just last week I heard a thump and felt a bump and I thought “Shoot,
Here we go again, I guess I’ve just flattened something cute”
Didn’t see that little hedgehog, but no matter – after all
Into every trucker’s path a little roadkill has to fall
So I scraped him off my mudguards, though I had to wonder why
I had thought I heard a little voice cry

Don’t splatter me under your wheels, big trucker
Don’t splatter me under your wheels, big trucker
Don’t splatter me under your wheels
Did you hear my squeals
Don’t splatter me under your wheels, big trucker!

Two days later in the dead of night I woke up with a scream
Saw that hedgehog once again but I dismissed it as a dream
It was squished flat as a pancake so I knew that it was dead
But this little voice kept running through my head
It said….. it said…….

You splattered me under your wheels, big trucker
You splattered me under your wheels, big trucker
You splattered me under your wheels
Ignoring my squeals
You splattered me under your wheels, big trucker!

It wasn’t long before I paid for that
On a lonely road one night my tyre went flat….

I got out and tried to fix it when I thought I heard the sound
Of my engine starting up as I was kneeling on the ground
Then I saw it roar towards me, my beloved big machine
And the prickly creature driving looked mean!

“I’ll splatter you under your wheels, big trucker
Just splatter you under your wheels, big trucker
I’ll splatter you under your wheels
You’ll see how it feels
Being splatterised under your wheels, big trucker!

I splattered you under your wheels, big trucker
Just splattered you under your wheels, big trucker
I splattered you under your wheels
You like how it feels
Being splatterised under your wheels, big trucker!”

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AFW - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Good storytelling, here...like the revenge twist ending..deserves more votes and comments
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this Wendy...any time an animal beats a human, I cheer. Don't worry about the low votes yet: you're a noobie and the OS is a bit obscure. But whatever you do, don't stop writing- you're good! 555

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