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Song Parodies -> "I Will Subscribe"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Subscribe"

Parody Written by:

Lushscreamqueen

The Lyrics

A friend asked me to write a jingle for her community access radio station subscription run. I Liked what I wrote so much I am putting on here as well. (In modesty, I dont usually like my own work so much as other peoples work.)
When first I tuned FM
I was petrified
When you said you wanted DISCO
God I almost died
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how Music did me wrong
And I grew strong
So I tuned in and sang along

I love the Tracks
I love the pace’s
I’m Dancing on the train to see the look
On peoples face’s
I will never change that stupid station
I will never sing off key
I listen ever second
Bugger off don’t bother me

So go on now go
Play me some more
Just tune them out now
All the other A.M. station whores
I’m staying here, I want to Disco til I die
My makeup crumbling?
There goes a muscle in my thigh,
Oh God I’m high

I will SUBSCRIBE
Oh, as long as I know how to dance
I know I'll stay alive
I've had all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll SUBSCRIBE
I will SUBSCRIBE, hey hey

All the Lurex i once wore
Starts to Fall apart
Kept trying hard to hide
The size of my fat old arse
And I spent oh so many nights
Stuck there on other shows
I felt old and dry
But now I find out that all blows

And you see me
Somebody new
I'm a 3RRR loving person
Go on, you’ll love it too!
So you felt like dropping in
Just to listen with goo cheer
Well that’s just fine
But you need to bring the beer

So go on now go
Play me some more
Just tune them out now
All the other A.M. station whores
I’m staying here, I want to Disco til I die
My makeup crumbling?
There goes a muscle in my thigh,
Oh God I’m high

I will SUBSCRIBE
Oh, as long as I know how to dance
I know I'll stay alive (ha ha ha ha Staying alive, Staying alive)
I've had all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll SUBSCRIBE
I will SUBSCRIBE, hey hey


So go on now go
Play me some more
Just tune them out now
All the other A.M. station whores
I’m staying here, I want to Disco til I die
My makeup crumbling?
There goes a muscle in my thigh,
Oh God I’m high

I will SUBSCRIBE
Oh, as long as I know how to dance
I know I'll stay alive (ha ha ha ha Staying alive, Staying alive)
I've had all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll SUBSCRIBE
I will SUBSCRIBE, hey heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!



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2Eagle - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate the OS but love your parody. That hits home with our local PBS station. Every other month they have pledge drives while they broadcast pap for baby boomers and Suzy Orman. They won't get a penny from me until they go back to broadcasting opera, ballet and the symphony.
Ready Helen - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Love it!
Cody Slusher - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
That is great. I did a parody of that song for my Church. It music video has to do with the Passion. I might post this on amiright.

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