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Song Parodies -> "You Won't Survive (or Cody's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"You Won't Survive (or Cody's Song)"

Parody Written by:

KillerEight

The Lyrics

Hey, that's my first SW song! And I'd like to announce that I want to start a band named Rowling Stones, and I need three musicians. Whatever you play, whatever your age is, you just have to be a sci-fi fan and live in Hungary. The limit is three because of my plan: four members, each dressed in his/her house colors (I'm Slytherin, but if you want to be Slytherin, I'll change to Ravenclaw), and play filk music (parody and genuine together). My email address is mardekar@gmail.com or, if it doesn't work, r.daneel@freemail.hu
First I was a child
Now I'm trained how to fight
No thinking just give I can give
I'm on the chancellor's side
Yeah, then I spent a couple days
Shooting and righting the wrong
I am strong
I know how to kill along
and so you're here in all the space
We just walk in to make you dead
with the same look on our face
I won't change my simple soul
Maybe I don't have at all
I just now I have a command named 66 here for me

Go on now go, walk out to die
Don't turn around now
'cause your not my boss, no more
Weren't you the ones who tried to take over the worlds?
Did you think I won't attack?
Did you think you won't cack and fry?

Oh no, not you
You won't survive
As long as I know how to shoot
I won't let you stay alive
I've got all my clones to fight
I don'tfear your blade of light
You can't survive, you won't survive

It took all the clones i had
Nt to let you flee
y'kept trying hard to hold on that sword but my gun is new and neat
and I spent a couple days
just hunting happily for Him:
the Emperor
Now I hold my head up high
And you see me in white from head to toe
I'm not that usual-looking fellow
From whom I had been cloned
and so you felt like next of kin
and I extinct you all toll-free
now I'm serving the new order
and I kill just to be me
Go on now go, walk out to die
Don't turn around now
'cause your not my boss, no more
Weren't you the ones who tried to take over the worlds?
Did you think I won't attack?
Did you think you won't cack and fry?

Oh no, not you
You won't survive
As long as I know how to shoot
I won't let you stay alive
I've got all my clones to fight
I don'tfear your blade of light
You can't survive, you won't survive

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Dumb Ass Kid - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty decent. Some parts were hard to follow. And I don't play an instrument 333
Poopie Longstocking - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I always liked Gloria Gaynor; she had some great music in the 1970s, this being my favourite of her songs. But the pacing is off. I cannot vote 5,5,5 on this one.
Cody Slusher - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Are you talking about me? Just kidding.

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