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Song Parodies -> "Conga Line to the Crapper"

Original Song Title:

"Conga"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Estefan

Parody Song Title:

"Conga Line to the Crapper"

Parody Written by:

Jason C. Reeher

The Lyrics

How to explain Gloria Estefan's rise and fall from the bright spotlight of fame? Maybe she had to take a dump...
Come on, shake you butthole, baby do the conga
I know you can't control your bowels any longer
Feel the pressure of your feces getting stronger
Don't ya try to fake it baby lift that toliet seat

Feel the rumbling of your intestines
You've got to feel the heat
Maybe too many beans or tacos
You better lift that toliet seat

Form a conga line together
Make your way into the can
Don't you worry if you can't dance
Let your gas pains help you jam

Come on shake you're butthole baby
Do the Conga

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Ana - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
ROTFLMAO I liked it even though you only did half of the song.
Larry - February 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Gross..and Hilarious hehehehehe
God help us! - February 11, 2017 - Report this comment
^ please be another Larry, please be another Larry...
Zee - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Seriously? You're still here? Honestly, do something better with your time. Anything is better than what you're doing and have been doing. I think Larry the parody writer is probably gone forever. No one likes you being here spewing your vile filth. Is your goal to drive away anyone from the site you don't like? Probably. Which is an awful goal. Who are you to do this? This site runs much better without scumbags like you
Unabashed - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment
^ who is this geek?

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