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Song Parodies -> "Dumping on the John"

Original Song Title:

"Sleeping on the Job"

Original Performer:

Gillan

Parody Song Title:

"Dumping on the John"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

This is the first parody of a song by Gillan on this site. Ian Gillan formed the band between leaving Deep Purple in the 1970s and then rejoining them in the 1980s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiLmfyEonTY
Big Ann is a scattin’ fan…dumpin’ on the john
She bares her big butt, clears her big butt…dumpin’ on the john
Those who pay an extra fee can go home with a DVD
Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john

She likes to drop a stinky doo-doo
That will sit there like a hoodoo
An’ though for me it would be whiffy
For the john, he gets a stiffy
Annie is shady, not like a lady
Dumpin’ on the john

Big Ann does a man at the top…dumpin’ on the john
It’s confidential: presidential…dumpin’ on the john
Magistrates all set her free, then get their fun at half past three
Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john

She likes to poo on politicians
Or a party of physicians
And also presbyters an’ vicars
Who show up in kinky knickers
Annie is shady, not like a lady
Dumpin’ on the john

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Big Ann is a scattin’ fan…dumpin’ on the john
She bares her big butt, clears her big butt…dumpin’ on the john
Uses EX-LAX frequently: some pervs like it liquidy
Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john

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Timmy1000 - July 16, 2015 - Report this comment
If only I used wifi, I could have read this on the john. Oh well - very funny and the pacing is great.
Leough - July 16, 2015 - Report this comment
You are definitely the master at exposing kinkiness! Rockin' OS and rockin' lyrics! I liked the double meaning of the word 'john.'
Andy Primus - July 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Timmy & Leough.

Timmy - I hope you realised that the john is not the meaning of the john in your comment.
Martin - July 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Here I sit all brokenhearted, tried to sh*t but only sharted!!! 555 strains on the throne!
Brent - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Left you a log of fives!

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