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Song Parodies -> "Yak on the Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Bad to the Bone"

Original Performer:

George Thorogood

Parody Song Title:

"Yak on the Phone"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

This is a song dedicated to.......well, me....and I guess people like me. I spent so much time talking on the phone with a girl. Also, I did have xrays done, though they were on my finger, not my spine, but yes, I had to wait a week because I spent so much time on the phone that, when they tried to call, it was busy. Oh well.
Since the day that we met, we never once grew apart.
Now this girl has devotion, and I have her heart.
After all our dates, when I ended up all alone,
I would go to my room and we would yak on the phone.

Yak on the phone.
Yak on the phone.
Yak on the phone.

What do we talk about? That's what your Q is.
What we both talk about, buddy, is none of your biz.
But each and every single evening, when we both get home
I pick up the receiver, and we yak on the phone.

Yak on the phone.
Yak on the phone.

I had x-rays done last week. I have problems with my spine.
They only reached me today, cause someone's been on the line.
I'm gonna need to use a wheelchair cause of my backbone.
I'm alright with that honey, I'll still yak on the phone.

Yak on the phone.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Meriadoc - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Darn! I thought this was going to be about a yak talking on the phone... :-)
A Yak in a cell phone TV Commercial - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
"Can you hear me now? Moo! Moooooo! MOOOOOOO!"
Johnny D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody's goo-goo-goo-good to the bone! 5's
Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Get more... fives. (Yes, still obsessing over CZJ.)

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