On the day I was bawn,
The nuwses aww gathewed wound
to wejoice in waptuwe
at the newwy bawn cwown
The head nuwse spoke up
She said, "Wook at him gwoan"
She could tell wight away
This song's a Fuddian cwone
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Fuddian cwone

"Fuddian Wapsody" was a pawody
By Ow' John Bwown
But I'ww wip it off now
Because he's not awound
It's a cwevew idea
I'ww pwetend it's my own
You guys pwetend it's not
a Fuddian Cwone
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Fuddian Cwone

We wote miwwions of songs
Befowe this one came awong
We'll wite miwwions mowe, baby
Befowe we awe done
Dewivative by natuwe
To that we awe pwone
Pwobwy no one will wead
This Fuddian Cwone
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Fuddian Cwone