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Song Parodies -> "Turned into Stone"

Original Song Title:

"Bad to the Bone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Thorogood

Parody Song Title:

"Turned into Stone"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Joseph Kent Dash Henson and his band perform the song where everything turns into stone.
Into a deep dark cave,
The caveman started making crafts,
He used a big ol' hammer,
And he created a raft.
But it cannot move,
It can't be alone.
I guess he could say,
That it was turned into stone.

Turned into stone.
Turned into stone.
Everything that he makes,
Everything that he makes,
Everything that he makes,
Is turned into stone.

See that old football?
Luigi made it,
It doesn't look good at all.
Doesn't look like it.
Mario pointed at it,
Not like the dog bone.
And Mario said to him,
"Luigi, it's a stone."

Yes, it's a stone,
Everything that you make,
Everything that you make,
Everything that you make,
Turns into stone.

You make the stump turn to rocks,
You'll get a dog bone to pick.
You make a dinosaur gobble,
Until he doesn't get any sick.
Wanna be like a caveman?
Don't be left alone,
Because when you create things,
It'll be turned into stone.

Everything that you'll make,
Everything that you'll make,
Everything that you'll make,
Turns into stone.

There's a famous saying,
From an old wonderous boy,
Every thing that you make,
They all may look like toys,
It makes you wanna ride on them,
And pretend that it's your own.
But don't play on it too long,
Or it'll turn into stone.

Everything that you'll play,
Everything that you'll play,
Everything that you'll play,
Will then turn into stone.
(c) Joseph Kent Dash Henson Studios

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Agrimorfee - March 14, 2019 - Report this comment
I don't know what to make of this Darius...you seem to be getting inexplicably weird (a different weird as compared to doing parodies about educational TV cartoon characters). Not necessarily a bad thing.
Darius Whitehead - March 14, 2019 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, Joseph Kent Dash Henson hired me to do this job about something turning into stone.

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