On the day it was born, the raelians all floated 'round
And they grinned with crooked choppers, at the scheme they had found
The head nut spoke up, he said leave this clone alone
They could tell right away, that he too was a clone
He is a clone
She is a clone
B-B-B-B-Butt ugly clones
B-B-B-B-Baaaaa
B-B-B-B-Baaaaa
Bad ugly clones

I conned a thousand nuts, before we made you
I'll con a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna sell you pretty baby, you and yours all cloned
I'm here to tell Dick Cheney, that he's also a clone
Yeah he's a clone
B-B-B-Baaaaa
B-B-B-Baaaaa
B-B-B-Baaaaa
Baz Luhrman's a clone

I'll clone Heather a leg, I'll make Achilles a heal
I'll make a G Dubya Bush, and make a new improved Bill
I wanna clone your pretty babys, you and yours at home
I'm here to tell Bill O'Reily, that he's also a clone
B-B-B-B-Baaaaa
B-B-B-B-Baaaaa
B-B-B-B-Baaaaa
Better phone home