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Song Parodies -> "Outhouse Log"

Original Song Title:

"Atomic Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Clinton

Parody Song Title:

"Outhouse Log"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Outhouse Log
Yeah, this is a story of a famous log
For this log existed before indoor plumbing
There were no toilets, no tissue
The shed was wood, no heat, no air
Logs in the hole unite
Nutty logs
Yeah
Corny logs, Funky Logs
Nasty Logs (Log)

Outhouse log
Outhouse log

Sit on down
After your petticoat is off
On the hole
Nothin' but the log in ya

Ugh-ugh-ugh-ughie-ugh-ughie-ugh
Ugh-ugh-ughie-ugh-ughie-ugh
Ugh-ugh-ugh-ughie-ugh-ughie-ugh
Ugh-ugh-ughie-ugh-ughie-ugh

Sit on down
After your petticoat is off
On the hole
Nothin' but the log in ya

If you have a soft log
Oh, use the Sears catalog

Sit on down
After your petticoat is off
In the hole
Nothin' but the log in ya

Ugh
Ugh
Ugh

If you have a soft log
Oh, use the Sears catalog
Wipin’ the soft log off you

If you have a hard log
Oh, use the Wards catalog
Wipin’ the hard log off you

If you have a soft log
Oh, use the Sears catalog
Wipin’ the soft log off you

If you have a hard log
Oh, use the Wards catalog
Wipin’ the hard log off you

Use the soft cornstarch, soft cornstarch
To avoid the scratch
Use the soft cornstarch, soft cornstarch
Use the soft cornstarch
Do the soft cornstarch, baby, do the soft cornstarch
Ooh

If you have a soft log
Oh, use the Sears catalog
Wipin’ the soft log off you

If you have a hard log
Oh, use the Wards catalog
Wipin’ the hard log off you

Ugh-ugh-ughie-ugh-ughie-ugh
Ugh-ugh-ugh-ughie-ugh-ughie-ugh
Ugh-ugh-ughie-ugh-ughie-ugh

Just cuttin’ the log
Oh, the outhouse log

Retroactive grunt grunt

Ugh
Leader of the blog
Big log

If you have a soft log
Oh, use the Sears catalog
Wipe the log off you
Wipin’ the soft log off you

If you have a hard log
Oh, use the Wards catalog
Wipe the log off you
Wipin’ the hard log off you

If you have a soft log
Oh, use the Sears catalog
The log in me (Log in me)
The log is in me (Log in me)

Use the soft cornstarch, soft cornstarch
To avoid a rash
Use you wanna do the soft cornstarch
Well, baby, why don't you do it again for me

Soft cornstarch, Soft cornstarch
Use the soft cornstarch

Stuckey’s logs

Brown logs
Say it again

If you have a soft log
Oh, use the Sears catalog
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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