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Song Parodies -> "Ron Paul"

Original Song Title:

"That's All"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Ron Paul"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

The closest thing to an official endorsement you'll probably get from me this whole season. Okay, so it is an official endorsement. I like Buddy Roemer too, but Ron Paul has an established campaign and Buddy Roemer doesn't seem to have much of a chance at anything. I hope Roemer drops out and endorses Paul; then maybe I'd like to see him as the VP nominee.
Just as I thought that he never could win
I saw a straw poll where this guy pulled a win
You know he ain't bad, not just a fad
Ron Paul!
He is consistent, not like Mitt
And most of all, he is not full of s---!
I hope he does well, so ring your bell
For Paul!

He will end this endless war
Won't be like Cheney, that's for sure
To restore the constitution, this he stands for
Bush and Obama are the same
We want REAL change, not that silly old game!
From Iowa on, we'll all greet Ron
-ald Paul!

Floppity-flip, flippity-flop
He ain't like Romney, wafflin' so much
Or that Herman Cain who's vacillating all of the time
Won't be like Perry, who mandated vaccines*
For cronyish reasons, on Texan preteens
Corruption is something you won't see from
Ron Paul!

He will end this endless war
That's something we just can't ignore
To protect the constitution, this he stands for
Bush and Obama are the same
We want REAL change, not that silly old game!
From Iowa on, we'll all greet Ron
-ald Paul!

Truth is I thought he was
Fringe and too old-fashioned
Back in '08, but I was so wrong!
He's more sane than the rest
It's clear he is the best
So next year I'll probably sing his song!

He will end this endless war
That's something we just can't ignore
To protect the constitution, this he stands for
Bush and Obama are the same
We want REAL change, not that tired old game!
From Iowa on, we'll all greet Ron
-ald Paul!

But I thought he was
Fringe and old-fashioned
Back in '08, but I was so wrong!
He's more sane than the rest
It's clear he is the best
So next year I'll probably sing his song!

You mighta thought that he never could win
But we'll put an end to that media spin
You know he ain't bad, not just a fad
Ron Paul!
He is consistent, not like Mitt
And most of all, he is not full of s---!
I hope he does well, so ring your bell
For Paul!
*Rick Perry mandated Gardasil for all 12-year-old girls in Texas; interestingly, one of Perry's closest advisers also worked for Merck, the company that makes Gardasil. Crony "capitalism" at its finest.

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