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Song Parodies -> "Golden Phoenix"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Rainbow"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Golden Phoenix"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 7th HP parody of a song from the Genesis '83 album about "The Chamber of Secrets." This parody is about when the Phoenix saves and rescues Harry and his friends, especially the messed-up Lockhart
Tom Riddle is dead
And I've saved Ginny
Bird tear drops cured my wounds
Friends and I feel free
Thanks to the golden phoenix

The bird brought us right from the chamber
Back to the grounds of Hogwarts
And we hope Dumbledore forgives us all today
For breaking in the chamber
Our lives will be fixed
Thanks to the golden phoenix

And we're gonna have to tell the Headmaster
About the soul of You-Know-Who
And we're gonna tell him that Tom Riddle's dead
Ooo our future will come ahead

We've been saved by the gold bird (Saved by the golden phoenix on the go)
For Hogwarts, we will move on forward

Ooh Mr. Lockhart was a Dark Arts teacher
Because he doesn't know who he is
And will Hagrid ever be released from Azkaban?
He never touched the chamber
Hogwarts will be fixed
Thanks to the golden phoenix

Next year, there will be a new teacher
Cause Lockhart's locked in a room
Too bad, Lockhart won't be going anywhere
Or he'll get eaten by a bear

We've been saved by the gold bird (Saved by the golden phoenix on the go)
For Hogwarts, we will move on forward........
Not every line is rhymed, but what the hell? It's another good HP parody. One more parody to go, and this album will be completed.

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