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Song Parodies -> "Disasters of the Chamber"

Original Song Title:

"Just a Job to Do"

Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Disasters of the Chamber"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 6th HP parody of a song from Genesis '83 album about "The Chamber of Secrets." It's about HP's battle against the Tom Riddle and the snake, with some content about the messed-up Lockhart.
Gilderoy was chasing us all right, it's not right
His mind's erased and I'm in a fight, tonight
Heard a hiss, hiss, hiss; from that snake
I got a job to do
The professor's knocked out, and now I must battle
Against the soul of You-Know-Who

Don't wanna end up with a snake bite, nasty snake bite
Don't want my friend Ginny to die tonight, it's not so right
Tom is a piece of You-Know-Who, and I hope my force is true

Cause I got a wand, and I got a big sword, against that You-know-Who
Gilderoy Lockhart...was just a professor; now, he has no job to do

Now, it's getting so late at night, near midnight
Tom Riddle will pay for his crime, for his crime
Heard a hiss, hiss, hiss; from his snake
I got a job to do
I must rescue the girl, and I must go fight
Against the soul of You-Know-Who...You-Know-Who....and I hope my force is true

Cause I got a wand, and I got a big sword, against that You-know-Who
Gilderoy Lockhart...was just a professor; now, he has no job to do

Must rescue, must rescue, that girl named Ginny
She's stuck in confinement
Tom put her in false imprisonment
That girl looks so paralyzed
But now, I must realize
That this battle's not so easy (I must fight, I must fight)
But my sword won't get so greasy (I must fight, I must fight)
Just like those KFC chicken bones
But I can't believe I have to stand and fight alone
I see my hands are shaken
But I'll turn that snake to bacon
Then, Tom Riddle will die

All those students will be saved tonight, at midnight
I'll kill Tom for his infamous crime, very big time
I'll grab that big fang, from his big snake
Once I take it down
I'll yank out the big fang, to stab Tom Riddle's book
That will take the bad guy down...bad guy down...I'm hoping that I won't go down

Cause I got a wand, and I got a big sword, against that You-Know-Who
Gilderoy Lockhart...was just a professor; now, he has no job to do

Cause I got a wand, and I got a big sword, against that You-Know-Who
Gilderoy Lockhart...was just a professor; now, he has no job to do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6g_L3hj0k

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