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Song Parodies -> "What's With Gilderoy Lockhart?"

Original Song Title:

"Taking It All Too Hard"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"What's With Gilderoy Lockhart?"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 5th HP parody of a song from Genesis '83 album about "The Chamber of Secrets." This parody is about when Lockhart accidentally gets his mind erased after attempting to stop Harry and Ron from entering the chamber.
No not another dumb crime
It seems that we're wasting time
Suspecting Gilderoy Lockhart
What's with Gilderoy Lockhart?

He doesn't know what's going on
He's acting like a moron
He must be out of his head
After wanting us all dead
His memory is gone
In here, we must go on
We cannot help him in this chamber

We won't deal with this guy again
He won't f**k with us ever again
That teacher of the Dark Arts
Guy named Gilderoy Lockhart

That dude stole and used Ron Weasley's wand
He accidentally made his memory gone
His life is just falling apart
What's with Gilderoy Lockhart?

Lockhart tried to stop us all from
Breaking into the chamber
Then, all of us fell right down
Into this deep, dark chamber

His memory gone
He did this all to himself
We won't forget him
But we must save ourselves

We are all stuck in this chamber
We must stop the curse in this chamber
Soon, we'll take care of Lockhart
We'll something with Lockhart

He'll never work at Hogwarts again
Don't wanna get in trouble again
When we bring GIlderoy Lockhart
To the grounds of Hogwarts
That teacher of the Dark Arts
He'll be removed from Hogwarts

No not another dumb crime
It seems that we're wasting time
Suspecting Gilderoy Lockhart
What's with Gilderoy Lockhart?........

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pickle - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm guessing that Gilderoy Lockhart got the job of teaching the Dark Arts at Hogwarts because it was 'Just A Job To Do' (this track follows Taking It All Too Hard on the Shapes album)!
Scotty Dangerously - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
So you're suggesting that I come up with a parody of 'Just a Job to Do' about Lockhart mixed with some content about the fight against Tom Riddle and the Snake?

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