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Song Parodies -> "The Misadventures of the Flying Car"

Original Song Title:

"That's All"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Misadventures of the Flying Car"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 2nd Harry Potter parody of a song from Genesis' '83 album about "The Chamber of Secrets." This parody is about when Harry and Ron joyride the flying car to Hogwarts after hitting the brick wall, causing them to miss the train.
I can't believe we miss the Hogwarts train
This stupid joyride is drivin' us insane
We're stealin' the car cause we have hit the wall

Will we ever make it tonight
With this carjackin' that's startin' to bite?
We are so angry cause someone blocked the wall

Will we stop or will we go
Or call State Farm or Geico
To save the Weasleys money on this flyin' auto?

I bet it was that stupid Dobby
Who's causin' trouble to Ron Weasley and me
It may be Dobby, who chose to block the wall

Flyin' on down, flyin' on up
Takin' a long trip makes me throw up
But waitin' for the next Hogwarts train is a big fat waste of time

This stupid fear is startin' to bite
Cause we don't know what will happen to tonight
They might punish us at Hogwarts for commitin' such a crime

Ron and I don't really know
What will happen tomorrow
They might scare us off from our heads down to our toes

Will McGonagall forgive Ron Weasley
And me, and will she set us free?
We are in trouble cause someone blocked the wall

Was it You-Know-Who
Who has chosen to
Send Dobby to so-called help a friend?
We're flyin' through
While the train goes choo-choo
I hope we all make it to the end

Hogwarts school is where we should go
Missin' the trip is a no-no
We're goin' today and we won't wait til tomorrow

I think it is that stupid Dobby
He is a slave elf, who should be set free
Because he may have been sent to block the wall

What will we do
About that You-Know-Who
Who chose to petrify many friends?
How will we get through
Makin' some plans to
Get out of trouble when we're at the end

We're all gonna make it to Hogwarts tonight
Though we're flyin' this car when we have no right
All because of someone, who has blocked the wall

All this crazy shit is startin' to bite
This night at Hogwarts may be a bad night
Cause we stole this car after we hit the wall, the wall

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Phil Nelson - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Not a fan but good anyway

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