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Song Parodies -> "Dobby"

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Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my Harry Potter parody of a first song from Genesis' '83 album. This parody is about when Harry wants Dobby to get the f*** out of his room because Harry belongs to Hogwarts. This next Harry Potter album is based on "The Chamber of Secrets"
What's wrong with you, Dobby?
You just drive me insane
Oh, why am I stuck with you, Dobby?
Oh, you keep hurtin' my brain

I tell you I really hate those Dursleys
Oh, I hate that Dudley and his mom and dad
Why won't you get out, Dobby?
You really drive me mad

Now what's up with you, Dobby
Hidin' those letters from me
I'm really pissed at you, Dobby
Why do you think you should help me?

So get out, get out of my face
Oh, you are such a disgrace
I don't belong here, Dobby
I really hate this place, oh

(Then Dobby hits himself)

***Dobby***(while hitting himself):
Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!

Stop it!

***Dobby***(while hitting himself):
Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!

Stop it!

(Then Harry hides Dobby and Uncle Vernon opens the door)

***Uncle Vernon***:
One more sound out of you and you'll wish you never been born!

Yes, sir!

(Then, Vernon closes the door and Harry continues singing)

Can't you see the problem, Dobby?
Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, please
I belong to Hogwarts
I belong to Hogwarts
I belong to Hogwarts, oh

Now listen to me, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby
Now get the hell out of my room
You're sickening me
I belong to Hogwarts

(Then Dobby hits himself again)

***Dobby***(while hitting himself):
Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!

Stop it!

(The Harry continues singing)

It's bad, too bad in here, Dobby
The abuse makes me shake
Oh, if you don't get out, Dobby
I will turn you into a steak

Don't run, away from me , Dobby
With those letters, you're stealin' from me, hey hey
Yes, I will get you, Dobby
If you don't give them to me, oh

Now I'm mad at you, Dobby
Give the letters back to me
And get out of my face, Dobby
Before I get in deep, deep trouble with those Dursleys

I tell you I really hate those Dursleys
Oh, I hate that Dudley and his mom and dad
Why won't you listen, Dobby?
You really drive me mad, oh

Why won't, why won't you listen?
Why the hell won't you listen

Bad Dobby!

Now listen

Bad Dobby!

Stop it!

Why won't you listen?

This song parody makes Harry like Cheech Marin, who ends up acting insane in several of his movies, like "Born in East L.A.."

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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 4   1
 5   2

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raddog20002002 - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Just as I thought, the insults on this parody are worse than the Dallas Cowboys losing in the playoffs.
Christie Marie M - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Dobby is the most annoying, repulsive character on HP I ever saw! He's always getting Harry into trouble with his wicked aunts and uncles! I agree with you. Great job and 5's!
raddog20002002 - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie!

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