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Original Song Title:

"Land of Confusion"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Gland of Confusion"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( instrumental intro )

I must've rhymed a thousand rhymes
Re-written 'bout a thousand lines
Now I can hear computer mice
They're pointing and clicking twice

I should have read the news today
To get some current truths to say
But poetry's desire will abate
I'm burning midnight oil late

There's too many orcs
Too many hobbits
Eating too many goblins

And lots of grubs in the ground

Can't you see my brain's a gland of confusion

This is the world I sit in
And these are the words I've written
Read them and let's start trying
To make outer space worth living in

(Ooh) Jupiter, where are you now?
When Saturn's rings are Ronco's cow?
The men of steel, the menopause,
Are boozing, with old Santa Claus

This is the time
This is the place
Where we cook organ sutures

But there's blobs of blub to blow 'round

That dude Regis, he's a man of confusion

This is the hurl you're reading
And these are the words you're weeding
Lose them but don't start crying
Just rake out the place you're sitting in

( instrumental break )

I remember long ago
Ooh Mendelssohn was writing
Yes and Van Gogh at night
Saw starry light
And the sound of your molars
As I quelled your bite
So long ago

( instrumental break )

My soapy thrumming bone tonight
Is generating hillbilly light
Weird knots of bacon prawn incense
Fat weiners, will leaven sheep

Too many men
There's too many people
Making too many problems

And hot fudge chub to go 'round

Cashews eat this sizzle hand-off confusion

Now this is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start typing
To write parodies worth fiving for

This is the slandered Ripken
And he's Arthur's mandolin kin
Stand up and let's start showing
What hairy thighs are growing pubes

( fade )

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McKludge - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
"Weird knots of bacon prawn incense" I have no idea what to say about that...
Stan Hall - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Poe in a drug-dream, is this worth-fiving-for one. Surreal youtube video. The ape in the bed at its outset brought to mind a contemporary promo poster for the 1951 flick "Bedtime for Bonzo" that showed Ronald Reagan happily cuddling chimpanzee Bonzo in his single bed while wife in her adjacent less happily looks on. As so disturbingly commonly among his species-mates, the chimp bears a strong resemblance to our soon-but-not-soon-enough-to-be-ex-president. True, an old saw says "politics make strange bedfellows," but, really, now, isn't that just a bit beyond the pale? I should in any case think bedding _either_ a chimp _or_ a Du(m)bya surrogate, especially at a time when no credbile senility defense could answer, would prompt GOPers to reevaluate their candidates for icon-hood. :-)
littleCupCakes - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir, however it sounds like you need a lunch . . .
alvin - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
supremely surreal entry today....made my jaw drop
John Barry - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sur-really good.
Peregrin - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
It's all true!!! Well done JD.
Johnny D - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks McKludge, Stan, littleCupCakes, alvin, JB, and Peregrin!
Guy - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
JD - You may need an infusion. I think you just burned out some brain cells on this one. Amazing piece of work here. Good to see you back on a mostly regular basis again. doing quite irregular things. Keep 'em comin'.
Johnny D - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy. Good to see you back, too!

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