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The Lyrics

I can see the llama
And I can hardlly wait
To mount and ride the llama
In our tour of Tibet today
Feel the heat coming off this dromedary
Oh, the fur is smellly, odor I can't take
So please, don't hurt me llama
'Cause you spit out so hard (OHHHHHH!)

Now I can't keep a llama
'Cause my llease won't llet me dare
You hiss and you snort, you llama
With a temper just like a bear
Llet's get down, get down and boogie!
Ohhh, 'cause a New Groove is in the air
It's easy to say "llama"
But the spellling's so odd! (OHHHHHHH!)

(Llama noises:) "Mwa, mwa, mwa-ahahah!
Mwa, mwa, mwa-ahahah! [SNORT!] (2x)

Can you be my dear llama?
Llama, llama, llama, please
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart
Won't you pulll my cart? Ohhh
Now listen to me, llama
Llama, llama
I'm giving you one llast chance
Don't kick me away
Won't you pulll my cart?
(Lllama noise again:) "Mwa, mwa, mwa-ahahah!
Mwa, mwa, mwa-ahahah! [SNORT!] " (2x)

It's not a llot to ask, llama
I can no llonger wait
My fruit needs sellling, llama
Don't push, don't push me, llama
You are a pain in my worlld today
Now I can pronounce "llama"
But the spellling's so odd

Now HEY! Cuidado, llama!
Everyone should be aware
Don't bug or tease the llama
Or ellse you get an eyefull of his spray
Hear him blleat in the heights of the Andes
Hear him callling, I just can't wait
Llet us now praise the llama
With alll of our heart!! (OHHHHHH!)

Hey Kuzco! Lllama Kuzco…aughhh! [SNORT!] Mwa-hahaha! Kuzco! (etc. ad lib to fade)
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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Matthias - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Hello Dahli
alvin rhodes - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
made me llaugh
John Barry - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
¿Como se llama? Señor Cincos.
Yoidy - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I llearned my llesson of the llama! 555
Jack Wilson - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! Llagrimorfee, 5s
Phil Alexander - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Llamas in Tibet? I'm utterly nepalled... have you come across this little rhyme:
A one-"l" lama is a priest
A two-"l" llama is a beast
But I will bet a pink pyjama
You've never seen a three-"l" lllama

Anyway, great job on a grand old Genesis oldie
Stuart McArthur - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
well done Ag - llamas are just straightaway funny aren't they? - 555

and Phil - great verse but I dunno why they didn't go with "green pyjama" - I would have
Below Average Dave - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Someone must not like Llamas, a 2 on Funny? This is funny, I don't care what any llama hater says---you know me, not in SLC, but yeah, anyway, Good parody, and I thought it was of your usual top quality, some others apparently thought it was merely "ok", I strongly disagree. . .then again, it's 4:22am and I'm running on fumes.
raddog20002002 - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Congratulations on being the first to parody "Mama."
Porfle Popnecker - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Are they Fernando Llamas or Lorenzo Llamas?
Mark Scotti - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555 spits from laughs and a chance to ride the "Dali"....LOL
Matthias - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
I llaughed out lloud reading this parody! This is one of those parodies that would work as a recording but comes across even better as a written work. I just really enjoyed seeing all of those double L's in words that normally don't have two L's.
Blaydeman - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Lloved it. Very creative and fun.
Abbott Skelding - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Never been a big Genesis fan, but this was really good stuff. Nice work
D-Mon - June 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) The creativity was great! I enjoyed it a lot.

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