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Song Parodies -> "Ed Edd and Eddy"

Original Song Title:

"Land Of Confusion"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ed Edd and Eddy"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

Note: I only wrote this parody to make up for that other parody I made for my favorite cartoon which ended badly. This might offend some of you people who like the cartoons I'm saying are less fun than this one, so you might want to not read this.
For those of you who do like this cartoon more than any other cartoons and claim its your favorite, you might be satisfied. Other than that, please don't threaten to kill me or anything, I'm just a devoted fan to Ed Edd and Eddy, that's all!
I must now be right in Peach Creek
I'm haunted by the lacking of peace
Because of about thirteen kids
Whose quirk just won't ever cease

Now heed their words when some kids say
The Kanker sisters are unsafe
But so is Sarah, who's though small in height
Will beat you up in a fight

And she's only ten
Jimmy appears nine
Although they are not the ones
Who are the weirdest kids around
That would be three boys called Ed Edd and Eddy

This cul-de-sac is crazy
When you don't count Nazz or Kevin
Each day their lives just phase free
That's why that place isn't worth living

Ooh, Double D what's with your hat?
What's concealed within your head's back?
Mohawk or gills?
I don't think so
Perhaps you're just bald like Fat Joe

Eddy looks nine
Acts like he's eight
Just to obtain jawbreakers
But most of his scams don't work at all
As for Ed, his words cause so much confusion

Johnny's a kid whose hair's thin
And his friend is Plank who's wooden
Rolf's just someone who's trying
To understand the world he's moved in

I recall when it first showed
Ooh, in 1999
The Ed's were not so bright
Yet out of sight
And I never stopped laughing
As I watched each night
(Ed: Yum! Buttered Toast!)

So screw that yellow sponge named Bob
This show kicks the crap off talking cods
I'd rather be with more obsessed
The modern Three Stooges

So lookout Ben Ten
Bye Cow and Chicken
Scram The Fairly Oddparents
You all will never match the success
Of my favorite show called Ed Edd and Eddy

This kid's pink and has three hairs
And this kid's hat he always wears
This kid's yellow and quite dumb
Yet their adventures are random fun

A cul-de-sac they live in
And yet their names easily came by
Let's hope we'll soon find out what
The Eds will try to do next time

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Ann Hammond - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Talk about the land of confusion the show is a nightmare. You don't actually watch it do you?
J-Dog 007 - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I love Edd Ed n Eddy!!!! But you are right many of the other shows you mentioned just don't seem to make me laugh as much anymore. (It will be a shame when the show finally ends after season 6.) (That's why there's DVD)

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