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Song Parodies -> "The Hippogriff And The Godfather"

Original Song Title:

"Domino"

Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"The Hippogriff And The Godfather"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my 20th Harry Potter song and my 6th HP parody of a song from "Invisible Touch." This is about when Buckbeak gets executed and Sirius gets locked up in part of Hogwarts. This is also about how Harry is determined to rescue these two characters.
***Hagrid***:

Oh no my hippogriff is doomed
He's on my yard outside
It is leaving me in gloom

I went outside to pet him
He is chained up over there
I'm feelin' anxiety and pain
He cannot go anywhere

My friends Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Know that Buckbeak's left in shame
His execution would not happen tonight
If Draco did not call him a bad name
Too many times, I have said
That Draco should be the one to be blame
I know tonight is the night

Of Buckbeak's execution
It's causin' me depression
Can't you see I will never see Buckbeak again?
He's gonna die

Oh my best hippogriff, he is so doomed
He'll be buried in a tomb
Can't you see I will never see Buckbeak again?

Harry and his friends came over to spend time with me
To hang with me before Buckbeak's death
His death for tonight make us feel lonely and cold
We can feel McNair comin' for his death
Too many nights when I was inside cryin'
Draco was laughin' at me
I know tonight is the night

Of Buckbeak's execution
It's causin' me depression
Can't you see I will never see Buckbeak again?
He's gonna die

Oh my best hippogriff, he is so doomed
He'll be buried in a tomb
Can't you see I will never see Buckbeak again?
Oh can't you see I will never see Buckbeak again?

The executioner
Is now hear to kill him tonight
Buckbeak will never again see
The day of light

(Then comes the sound of a fatality scream from Mortal Kombat 3 while the middle music begins)

***Harry***:

I can't believe that
McNair came and cut off that hippogriff's head
There is nothin' I can do
Now that Hagrid's hippogriff is dead
Hagrid's on his knees cryin'
Right in front of that shitload of hippogriff blood

The liquid surrounds him
He feels like Buckbeak went straight to hell
I know that Sirius
Is my godfather, who I must save from hell
Now he is so locked up
In part of Hogwarts and he feels alone
He feels alone

I must save him from prison
I must save him from prison

I know my godfather is an escaped convict
Who the Dursleys saw on TV
But I would feel lucky, if I would live with him
Rather than those f**ked-up Dursleys
The only thing to do is to go back in time
To save Buckbeak and Sirius

Hermione and I have a time bracelet to use
She and I know what to do
We will save Sirius from Azkaban prison
And save Buckbeak from his doom
The only thing to do is to go back in time
To save Buckbeak and Sirius

He won't end up in prison
We will stop--the hippogriff's execution

The executioner
Will not kill Buckbeak tonight
Buckbeak and Sirius will see
The world again

Yes, the only thing to do is to go back in time
To save Buckbeak and Sirius

He won't end up in prison
We will stop--the hippogriff's execution

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Agrimorfee - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm a DKTOS for Domino, but this is well-made I think. The title alone evokes Genesis! This must have been a complicated tune to complete. Nice job.
raddog20002002 - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Agrimorfee! I really did my best to parody this long song! :)

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