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Song Parodies -> "Pranks From Hogsmeade On The Dursleys"

Original Song Title:

"In Too Deep"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Pranks From Hogsmeade On The Dursleys"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my 18th Harry Potter song and my 4th HP parody of a song from "Invisible Touch." This is about what Harry could do to the Dursleys if he arrives home with at least some pranks from Hogsmeade.
I didn't get permission..to go to Hogsmeade..from those stupid Dursleys
Because they try to ruin my life,I spent time thinkin'
Of doin' some black revenge..but I know..what I have done to the Dursleys
Yellin' at the top of my lungs..when we were in the kitchen
Oh I wish..I could have a parchment that glows red
And insults the Dursleys..it would make them lose their heads

My friends, Fred and George Weasley, gave me a Hogwarts map,
Which really helps me--find a way to Hogsmeade
I'll find out a way--to buy pranks from that place
So I can get back--at those dumb Dursleys

Those Dursleys, are mean to me
Ooh I'll teach those Dursleys
Better than to mess with me
All they do is lie

Ooh I could be buyin'--any gross candy
To give to that brat, Dudley
I don't care if he starts to puke it all..over a T.V.
I could buy some weird kind of milk, that breaks his bones
It's so funny to me
I'll make my uncle lose his hair, from hair-sheddin' shampoo
This revenge..would make Aunt Petunia lose her head
If I'm caught in Hogsmeade, I feel that I would be dead

My friends, Fred and George Weasley, gave me a Hogwarts map,
Which really helps me--find a way to Hogsmeade
I'll find out a way--to buy pranks from that place
So I can get back--at those dumb Dursleys

I will teach..all those Dursleys
Better than to mess with me

It seems they've spent too long
Only thinking about themselves - oh
If they all learn from me
I won't have to stress myself

My friends, Fred and George Weasley, gave me a Hogwarts map,
Which really helps me--find a way to Hogsmeade
I'll find out a way--to buy pranks from that place
So I can get back--at those dumb Dursleys.......

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The Charnstar - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Totally cool, I loved it 5-5-5

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