I didn't get permission..to go to Hogsmeade..from those stupid Dursleys
Because they try to ruin my life,I spent time thinkin'
Of doin' some black revenge..but I know..what I have done to the Dursleys
Yellin' at the top of my lungs..when we were in the kitchen
Oh I wish..I could have a parchment that glows red
And insults the Dursleys..it would make them lose their heads

My friends, Fred and George Weasley, gave me a Hogwarts map,
Which really helps me--find a way to Hogsmeade
I'll find out a way--to buy pranks from that place
So I can get back--at those dumb Dursleys

Those Dursleys, are mean to me
Ooh I'll teach those Dursleys
Better than to mess with me
All they do is lie

Ooh I could be buyin'--any gross candy
To give to that brat, Dudley
I don't care if he starts to puke it all..over a T.V.
I could buy some weird kind of milk, that breaks his bones
It's so funny to me
I'll make my uncle lose his hair, from hair-sheddin' shampoo
This revenge..would make Aunt Petunia lose her head
If I'm caught in Hogsmeade, I feel that I would be dead

My friends, Fred and George Weasley, gave me a Hogwarts map,
Which really helps me--find a way to Hogsmeade
I'll find out a way--to buy pranks from that place
So I can get back--at those dumb Dursleys

I will teach..all those Dursleys
Better than to mess with me

It seems they've spent too long
Only thinking about themselves - oh
If they all learn from me
I won't have to stress myself

My friends, Fred and George Weasley, gave me a Hogwarts map,
Which really helps me--find a way to Hogsmeade
I'll find out a way--to buy pranks from that place
So I can get back--at those dumb Dursleys.......