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Song Parodies -> "Dementors On The Hogwarts Train"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dementors On The Hogwarts Train"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my 17th Harry Potter song and my 3rd HP parody of a song from "Invisible Touch." This is about when the dementors go inside the train looking for Sirius, but they suck up Harry. Then, Lupin saves his life.
They're suckin' up, suckin' up the soul from me, they have no right
It's like vampires suckin' blood from me, it's just a fright
The dementors are--suckin' me, they must go, get 'em away from me

Cause it bites, it bites, it bites, I do not feel alright
When those--demen--tors bite

They're suckin' up, suckin' up the life from me, they have no right
They're after Sirius, who's a guy that might kill me, I know it's just a fright
It's just like a grim reaper, who makes me go down,
Like a hound, please just zap 'em away from me

Because it bites, it bites, it bites, I do not feel alright
When those--demen--tors bite

Professor Lupin gave me chocolate, he's got plenty to give
He saved some in his coat pockets, that candy's a cure for me
I felt tense in my bones, 'cause of dementors, they refused to go
What were they goin' through?

I am so glad that I've got all the books, I've got all the school books I need
I got friends like Ron and Hermione, who really save me, from abuse
By those stupid Dursleys
Who will not let me go to Hogsmeade
I hate dementors, Lupin zapped 'em in here,
Cause I have gotta make it to, make it to that Hogwarts school
I must make it there

Tonight, oh
I do not feel alright
When those--demen--tors bite....

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Following the story quite well...needs a bit more funny.
TJC - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with the above. Maybe don't stick so close to the story but add some outlandish, unexpected event or perhaps, have Harry get back at the Dursleys in some unusual (funny) way... good on ya! Potter rules!

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