-> "Azkaban Prison"
Original Song Title:
"Land Of Confusion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Azkaban Prison"
The Lyrics
I must have dreamed of evil dreams
Been haunted by some murderin' screams
From my parents near my feet
I sure don't live on their street
I've just heard the news one day
That Sirius Black escaped away
From the wizard prison one night
The terror is startin' to bite
Too many nights
Too many times
I see too many dementors
They're out to capture Sirius
Can't you see he escaped from Azkaban prison
This is the school I stay in
And this is the wand I'm given
I'll use it and I'll start tryin'
To make Hogwarts school worth stayin' in
Oh, Dumbledore, where are you now
The dementors sucked me up somehow
When I was at the Gryffindor tower
But I zapped them right at the hour
This is the year
This is the school
Where I'm part of Gryffindor
But what's goin' on with Sirius
Tell me why he escaped from Azkaban Prison
This is the school I stay in
And these are the wands we're given
We'll use them and we'll start tryin'
To make Hogwarts school worth protectin'
I remember long ago
When my parents were married
It was all so bright
All through their night
But Sirius was with them
When they held on tight
Before I was born
I won't be comin' home tonight
Cause those those Dursleys don't treat me right
But there's an evil lord to blame
It's He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Too many nights
Too many times
I see too many dementors
They're out to capture Sirius
Can't you see he escaped from Azkaban prison
This is the school I stay in
And these are the wands we're given
We'll use them and we'll start tryin'
To make Hogwarts school worth fightin' for
This is the school I stay in
And this is the scar I'm given
I'll team up with my Hogwarts friends
And hope that Snape won't see us through
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