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Song Parodies -> "Azkaban Prison"

Original Song Title:

"Land Of Confusion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Azkaban Prison"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my third Harry Potter song.
I must have dreamed of evil dreams
Been haunted by some murderin' screams
From my parents near my feet
I sure don't live on their street

I've just heard the news one day
That Sirius Black escaped away
From the wizard prison one night
The terror is startin' to bite

Too many nights
Too many times
I see too many dementors
They're out to capture Sirius
Can't you see he escaped from Azkaban prison

This is the school I stay in
And this is the wand I'm given
I'll use it and I'll start tryin'
To make Hogwarts school worth stayin' in

Oh, Dumbledore, where are you now
The dementors sucked me up somehow
When I was at the Gryffindor tower
But I zapped them right at the hour

This is the year
This is the school
Where I'm part of Gryffindor
But what's goin' on with Sirius
Tell me why he escaped from Azkaban Prison

This is the school I stay in
And these are the wands we're given
We'll use them and we'll start tryin'
To make Hogwarts school worth protectin'

I remember long ago
When my parents were married
It was all so bright
All through their night
But Sirius was with them
When they held on tight
Before I was born

I won't be comin' home tonight
Cause those those Dursleys don't treat me right
But there's an evil lord to blame
It's He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Too many nights
Too many times
I see too many dementors
They're out to capture Sirius
Can't you see he escaped from Azkaban prison

This is the school I stay in
And these are the wands we're given
We'll use them and we'll start tryin'
To make Hogwarts school worth fightin' for

This is the school I stay in
And this is the scar I'm given
I'll team up with my Hogwarts friends
And hope that Snape won't see us through
Aren't you glad I didn't mention "Voldemort" in the parody? If there was a music video of this parody, Sirius would ride a Hippogriff during the last part of the video(just like a cowboy rides a dinosaur in "Land Of Confusion").

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raddog20002002 - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
In line 39, I accidently typed "those" twice.
Agrimorfee - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
This was pretty good, especially the chorus.

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