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Song Parodies -> "I Couldn't Stop Shitting"

Original Song Title:

"Misunderstanding"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"I Couldn't Stop Shitting"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

If you want to hear some toilet humor from me, here's a parody about it. It would be funny if Phil Collins was singing this parody
I can't believe I couldn't stop shitting
It must have been from something I ate
I ran to a toilet every hour
It's unfair

It must be from that crispy fried chicken
Or maybe from that chili burrito
Which probably had the world's hottest sauce
So I stayed home

Something was burnin' out of my rear end
My stomach was actin' like a volcano
Diarhea kept on sprayin'
Then I felt like was relievin'
When I sat on the toilet
And it just numbed my thighs

I can't believe I couldn't stop shitting
Didn't feel like havin' a cheesesteak
Or a big fat juicy cheeseburger
It's unfair

I kept sittin' on the toilet, and I take too long
I kept feelin' like I've always gotta go
I picked up my phone and called the doctor
My stomach is not treatin' me fair
I can't believe this bull shit
It just isn't fair

I can't believe I couldn't stop shitting
It must have been from something I ate
I ran to a toilet every hour
It's unfair
I wonder what Poopie Longstocking would think of this parody.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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Stephen Harrington - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Good question(points to the afterward), 555.
Phil Collins (really) - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I disapprove of this obnoixous parody of our song. I think it should be taken down from the site. You have desecrated my song by using profanity. I would give it a 0-0-0, but unfortunately that number doesn't appear on the ballot.
raddog20002002 - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, Phil! Have you heard about what happened in '96 when Coolio got pissed at Weird Al for writing a parody of his song "Gangsta's Paradise"(Except the parody didn't have profanity)? Coolio forgave Weird Al this year and is still his friend. I wish you could do the same for me.
Phil Collins - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe I'll think about it in 2016. Maybe if you had used astericks to censor your profanity, then I'd forgive ya sooner. Until then, no deal.
raddog20002002 - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
You know, Phil! I forgot to tell you that I went to your concert at the American Airlines Center on Sept. 4 ,2004 in Dallas, TX during your Final Farewell Tour. If I met you there and I thought of this parody, would you have given me permission to write it?
Eric Cartman (from South Park) - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
YEAH!!! YOU HEARD RADDOG!!! PHILLY WILL KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE NUTS, YOU F**KED-UP SOUTH PARK HATER!!! >:(
Phil Collins - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
How do YOU know? Listen, guys, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Timmy - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Timmy!
Schadenfreudian Slip - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
At least he didn't write "jonny!" above.
TullyGirl - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Why am I led to thinking you aren't really Phil Collins... and I liked the parody.

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