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Song Parodies -> "Invisible Clutch"

Original Song Title:

"Invisible Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Invisible Clutch"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

That Scot's been teaching
Driving here so long

I'm thinking something
Something 'bout him's wrong

And now I know

He has a
Built-in fragility

He's shaking so nervously

And now he screams,
"Aye, Laddy! Watch it, WATCH IT!"


He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Parallel-park

He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He takes nitro,
And oh, he tears at his heart!


In his Highlander Roadster
To old Glasgow he came

(Mm--) --with a three-foot Claymore sword
To chop Immortals' brains

But now I know

That "Immortal"
Is just like us!

He's nothing mysterious!

Gets heart attacks,
And,
Body, body odor!


He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Drive in the dark

He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He guzzles scotch
And grabs at his pounding heart!


(bagpipe instrumental)


He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Take a turn hard

He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
His tartan's stained
With sweat and scotch he spit up!


He don't like cruising
To him it's still a pain

And though he will mess up your car
You need him just the same

And now I know

He has a
Kilt inability

To steer the wheel with his knees

And now he screams,
"AYE NEED MORE, POWER! POWER!!"


He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Parallel-park

He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He takes nitro,
And oh, he tears at his heart!

He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Drive in the dark

He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He guzzles scotch
And grabs at his pounding heart!

He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Take a turn hard

He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
His tartan's stained
With sweat and scotch he spit up!

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Ravyn Rant - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
"Kilt inability" was really good. Thanks for the series of giggles!
Arwen - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect, Johnny...555.

But I have to say...my Driver's Ed. teacher actually HAD a brake on his side of the car...(built in safety feature, you know)...and he road it the WHOLE hour. He also mispronounced my name for the entire semester...but I'm not bitter...
Paul Robinson - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - "Kilts on tilt", eh? 5's, laddie...
Adagio - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This sure brings back memories of Driver's Ed, although I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on it. :D 5's Good job
Dee Range - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Love the image of sweat and scotch stained kilt! 555
alvin rhodes - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
great...loved the bagpipe instrumental
Ashkicksass - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! My Drivers Ed teacher was livid by the time we finished my road test. He told me that he wished he could fail me, but that I passed by one point...
The Thought Police - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
555 I love 80's Collins stuff !
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much Ravyn, Arwen, Paul, Pat, Dee, Alvin, Ashkicksass, and The Thought Police! ;-)
Peregrin - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This song drives me crazy, but not the parody, JD, well done!
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pippin!

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