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Gary Numan

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The Lyrics

Our current president is intent on 'change,' on 'transforming' America. One of the ways he intends to do that is through a collection of "Czars" who have power to regulate and control everything from payrolls and automobile standards to science and technology. Here's a very quick little number celebrating the three dozen (and counting) Czars who currently answer only to President Obama:
Here with my czars
Pushin’ diversity
Got the keys to your doors
And we know where you live
Got czars

Me and my czars
Tell you what to believe
Better do as we say
We insist that you play!
Got czars

Me and my czars
We ain’t playin’ around
Force you down to your knees
Make you beg us for more
Got czars

Me and my czars
Push you close to the brink
Are you seeing the light?
Better give up the fight
Got czars

Me and my czars
Shoutin’ ‘oh, yes we can’
Transform society
Control technology
With czars!
Pretty Bizz-czar, don't you think?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Mark Scotti - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Perfect, perfect robotic song for this "controlled" society theme!!!
Christie Marie M - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty "bizz-czar" parody you wrote! One of my fave OS's and perfect use of the song, especially when talking about czars taking control! Regulating 3 sets of 5's for this parody!
John Barry - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Czarcastically funny.
blackjack21 - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Great stuff, but what's czar alternative? 555 czars before the end of his reign.
metaphorsbwithu - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Christie, JB, and BJ for the encouraging and "punny" comments! Happy you enjoyed it. Oh, and gold "czars" go out to everyone. :-D
Tommy Turtle - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
AJ21: LOL!!!!

meta4sb: So many parodies of Obama already, it does seem time to start hitting the Czars harder -- the whole concept of a Czar in a "democracy" is very biczarre. I decree that a 555 be placed herewith.
Old Man Ribber - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Bravo! I have frequently tweeked the administration in parodies for "Dancing With The Czars" I am flattered that we think alike. Check out a few of my "Czar" parodies here. Nostrovia!
metaphorsbwithu - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR. Right! So much material, so little time. And to think the late-night comedy writers don't find anything funny about this guy. I just checked out "Green Czars". :-D

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