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Song Parodies -> "Beaters"

Original Song Title:

"Cars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Numan

Parody Song Title:

"Beaters"

Parody Written by:

Silver Power

The Lyrics

I found this parody looking through my computer documents. I actually wrote this in 2007, I don't know why I never submitted this. It's pretty much a quick read about a really crappy car. And yes, these are lyrics for the whole song, the original doesn't have many lyrics. Be nice.
Here in my car,
It’s a beater for sure,
Got a trunk full of crap,
I’ve got french fries on the floor
Old car

Here in my car,
There’s bird crap on the hood
3 of my rims got jacked
And my mileage ain’t good
Junk car

Here in my car,
There’s no paint, only rust
And some smart alec kids
Write ‘wash me’ on the dust
Gross car

Here in my car,
I’m making love to my girl
Parking brakes give out
We’re rolling down a hill
Damn car
Chyea.

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Leo Keough - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I used to own this car.....traded it in for $500 after it blew its head gasket.
Silver Power - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
[[Leo]] I hopefully never will own this car. But my luck sucks. $500 will buy you a moped, right?
Andria - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I've owned mostly crappy cars all my life and still do, and I really appreciate this parody. Great job, and 5s.

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