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Song Parodies -> "GAGH"

Original Song Title:

"Cars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Numan

Parody Song Title:

"GAGH"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

GAGH is a 1-syllable Klingon word, pronounced "gahh".
( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )

Klingons eat GAGH
A meal slimy that crawls
It's a grub they adore
It's small but it fights to live
It's GAGH

Klingons eat GAGH
It's alive on their teeth
It's so vicious to chew
The way it fights will a-maze
It's GAGH

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
THAT FIGHTS YOU ALL-THE-WAY-DOWN!

"WHEN I EAT GAGH,"
says Commander Kaay-Lonn,
"IT ATTACKS ALL MY TEETH,
AND WITH HONOR MAKES WAR -- IT'S GAGH! "

When they eat GAGH
Goblets of Blood Wine they'll drink
And shout,
"FEED ME A FIGHT!"
Their Bat'leth teeth will bite
That GAGH

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH
WON'T DIE,
UNTIL YOU SWAL-LOW-IT-DOWN!

( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

MOST
HU-MANS,
WOULD GAG ON GAGH-AND-THROW-UP!

( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )

( repeat and fade )

"Fade? Klingon music does not 'fade' !
Klingon music always ends
WITH HONOR
in a
GLORIOUSLY VIOLENT CRESCENDO
leaving
SHREDDED BLEEDING EARDRUMS IN ITS WAKE!"

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Agrimorfee - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah!....er... uh... YEAH! This is the best lyrics written for a synth solo that I can remember. I would love to hear Michael Dorn do this song.
alvin rhodes - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
i went gagh gagh over this
Rick C - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know anything about Klingons but, thought this was funny...555
Red Ant - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Commander Richer: "Yes, but...it's still moving." Klingon: " Gagh is best when served live." I serve some 5s for this.
Jeff Reuben - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Gagh me with a spoon! (Great lyrics for the synthesizer part)
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What do you call the Klingon with the most seniority in the ship's galley? The dean wormer.
Johnny D - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
GAGH is the only food that tries to excuse itself from the table. So glad I found this Johnny, I must have missed it the other week when I was out of the loop for a couple of days. Honorable 5s all over and kudos for using those lengthy synth solo parts and Klingon Pain sticks. I hope this is your SOTM entry, it's much funnier than some Trek entries that you have used before (or maybe I just felt that they hit to close to home). This was right down my alley though! :-)

BTW, one of my early parodies was about GAGH, you'll probably like it:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sineadoconnor1.shtml

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