( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )

Klingons eat GAGH
A meal slimy that crawls
It's a grub they adore
It's small but it fights to live
It's GAGH

Klingons eat GAGH
It's alive on their teeth
It's so vicious to chew
The way it fights will a-maze
It's GAGH

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
THAT FIGHTS YOU ALL-THE-WAY-DOWN!

"WHEN I EAT GAGH,"
says Commander Kaay-Lonn,
"IT ATTACKS ALL MY TEETH,
AND WITH HONOR MAKES WAR -- IT'S GAGH! "

When they eat GAGH
Goblets of Blood Wine they'll drink
And shout,
"FEED ME A FIGHT!"
Their Bat'leth teeth will bite
That GAGH

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH
WON'T DIE,
UNTIL YOU SWAL-LOW-IT-DOWN!

( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!

GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!

MOST
HU-MANS,
WOULD GAG ON GAGH-AND-THROW-UP!

( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )

( repeat and fade )

"Fade? Klingon music does not 'fade' !
Klingon music always ends
WITH HONOR
in a
GLORIOUSLY VIOLENT CRESCENDO
leaving
SHREDDED BLEEDING EARDRUMS IN ITS WAKE!"