You misspelled my last name.

Pacing's good. Not much else there.

Sorry, Gary.

1. You are not Gary Numan, and I mispelled one letter, thats what happens when you type fast. 2. Whoever used the name "Chris" and said "Sorry, Gary" wasnt me, I wouldn't say that, cause he isn't Gary Numan

some people might say you're not really chris martin since i'm pretty sure you're not the lead singer of coldplay

No, I'm not the lead singer of Cold Play, but my name IS Chris Martin

Veddy eenteresting... but odd.

Yes! Finally got to read my parody again!

Hey Chris, how does it feel to be married to gwyneth paltrow?

I said I am not Chris Martin from Coldplay.

Then why not get a pseudonym then? My real name is Andy Pettitte, but I'm not the former New York Yankees pitcher.

To the above commenter (Andy): Hey, wait, I'm the real "who cares what my name is"!

What the hell is a pseudonym?

A pseudonym is a pen name, a nickname. Lots of famous people (living and deceased) have them, like Eminem (real name: Marshall Mathers), Jay Z. (Shaun Carter), Uncle Kracker (Matthew Shafer), Bono (U2's lead vocalist, real name Paul Hewson), and the list goes on.

You know what? Instead of getting a pseudonym, why not sign your name as Chris Martin(no, not the guy from Coldplay)? There is a parody author on this site by the name of Joey Lawrence, and he writes "Joey Lawrence(no, not the actor) in the name field. I thought of this not only for that reason, but also because in my last comment I wrote Andy Pettitte(no, not the baseball player) as my name.

If I'm not mistaken, today is the 28th birthday of Chris Martin, the lead singer of Coldplay. The parody author is an impostor.

I TOLD YOU I'M NOT CHRIS MARTIN FROM COLDPLAY. But yes, my name really is Chris Martin.

You're an impostor. Get your name changed or the Coldplay frontman will sue you.

The parody author should get his name changed. I don't think two distinct entities should be known by exactly the same name. Some people coming across this parody for the first time would think that the coldplay frontman did write this. SO CHANGE YOUR FRIGGING NAME!!

There! Happy now? I changed my friggin name!

...we're fresh out of babyfood, darling, and Apple is going bananas - could you pick some up on your way home from rehearsal?

(...or are you touring Scandinavia right now?)

Thank you, Mr. Author.

I am also Chris Martin, and also not the lead singer of Coldplay.

No, I think you should stick with "The Spaz". That way no one will confuse you with Gwyneth Paltrow's husband.

Okay, your highness.

Next time someone uses my name, I will get angry and write a parody about how much it annoys me. People claim I'm an imposter by having the same name. If you wanna call me an imposter for having the same name, quit using my name to post comments, cause then YOU'RE an imposter. See, nobody likes Coldplay, so I can use my own name if I want to. Nobody can do anything about it. Now, choke on that, slapnuts.

Shut up. You are the kettle calling the pot green.