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Song Parodies -> "Homes"

Original Song Title:

"Cars"

Original Performer:

Gary Newman

Parody Song Title:

"Homes"

Parody Written by:

Chris Martin

The Lyrics

I dont think this is that good, but you might... And just incase you dont know what this is about, the guy got robbed at the first of the song
Here in my home
I see nothing at all
I never lock my doors
It's not the way to live
In homes
Here in my home
I can only eat dirt
I can't listen to you
It keeps me wondering why
In homes

Here in my home
Where the cars speed by
Will you help me please
I need help
In homes
Here in my home
You know I stated to say
I really want out
To live life
In homes

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Gary Numan - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
You misspelled my last name.
Jeff Reuben - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing's good. Not much else there.
Chris - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, Gary.
Chris Martin - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
1. You are not Gary Numan, and I mispelled one letter, thats what happens when you type fast. 2. Whoever used the name "Chris" and said "Sorry, Gary" wasnt me, I wouldn't say that, cause he isn't Gary Numan
Ethan Mawyer - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
some people might say you're not really chris martin since i'm pretty sure you're not the lead singer of coldplay
Chris Martin - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
No, I'm not the lead singer of Cold Play, but my name IS Chris Martin
Arte Johnson - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Veddy eenteresting... but odd.
Chris Martin - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes! Finally got to read my parody again!
who cares what my name is - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Chris, how does it feel to be married to gwyneth paltrow?
Chris Martin - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I said I am not Chris Martin from Coldplay.
who cares what my name is - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Then why not get a pseudonym then? My real name is Andy Pettitte, but I'm not the former New York Yankees pitcher.
who cares what my name is (not the above commenter, but a different person) - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
To the above commenter (Andy): Hey, wait, I'm the real "who cares what my name is"!
Chris Martin - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
What the hell is a pseudonym?
Andy Pettitte(no, not the baseball player) - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
A pseudonym is a pen name, a nickname. Lots of famous people (living and deceased) have them, like Eminem (real name: Marshall Mathers), Jay Z. (Shaun Carter), Uncle Kracker (Matthew Shafer), Bono (U2's lead vocalist, real name Paul Hewson), and the list goes on.
Andy - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You know what? Instead of getting a pseudonym, why not sign your name as Chris Martin(no, not the guy from Coldplay)? There is a parody author on this site by the name of Joey Lawrence, and he writes "Joey Lawrence(no, not the actor) in the name field. I thought of this not only for that reason, but also because in my last comment I wrote Andy Pettitte(no, not the baseball player) as my name.
I Have No Name - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
If I'm not mistaken, today is the 28th birthday of Chris Martin, the lead singer of Coldplay. The parody author is an impostor.
Chris Martin (Not the lead singer of Coldplay) - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I TOLD YOU I'M NOT CHRIS MARTIN FROM COLDPLAY. But yes, my name really is Chris Martin.
Yeah right - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
You're an impostor. Get your name changed or the Coldplay frontman will sue you.
A. Dork - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
The parody author should get his name changed. I don't think two distinct entities should be known by exactly the same name. Some people coming across this parody for the first time would think that the coldplay frontman did write this. SO CHANGE YOUR FRIGGING NAME!!
Chris "The Spaz" Martin - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
There! Happy now? I changed my friggin name!
Gwyneth - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
...we're fresh out of babyfood, darling, and Apple is going bananas - could you pick some up on your way home from rehearsal?

(...or are you touring Scandinavia right now?)
The Lead Singer Of Coldplay - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Mr. Author.
Chris Martin (UMTopSpinC7) - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I am also Chris Martin, and also not the lead singer of Coldplay.
The Lead Singer Of Coldplay - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
No, I think you should stick with "The Spaz". That way no one will confuse you with Gwyneth Paltrow's husband.
Chris The Spaz - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay, your highness.
The Lead Singer Of Cold Play - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Shut up. You are the kettle calling the pot green.

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