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Song Parodies -> "I Was So Wasted"

Original Song Title:

"Friends In Low Places"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"I Was So Wasted"

Parody Written by:

Michael E Cormier

The Lyrics

Well, here goes. I want to thank everybody for their kind words when I left here to get my head on straight. Your sentiments were greatly appreciated. I hope I can still make y'all giggle, but after 10 months vacation from writing, who knows? This one is dedicated to all who'll wake up New Years morning without much recollection from the night before.
I threw up on your boots?
And grabbed your wife’s boobs?
And ruined your white cats hair?

Where did I go?
I don’t even know
I just woke up in my underwear

And I was surprised
When the New Year arrived
And I wasn’t in the town jail

But now, I‘m mostly screwed
Not funny, royally tattooed
And I got more worries than bail
(chorus)


(CHORUS)
Because my friends
I was so wasted.
Drank the whiskey down
And then started chasing
Tequila Bay
And now I ‘m here to beg

Well, I was a pig
I crashed your places
I think I even punched
A couple of faces
Forgive me friends
I was so wasted!


Well, I guess that was wrong
When I fired up the bong
Again, I shouldn’t mix drugs with Coors

When I smashed out your light
Your Mom almost died
And she threw me right out through the door

And I didn’t see
Your wife’s new kitty
She isn’t still mad, is she friend?

I must’ve been high
Why does your dog seems to cower
When I come near him?
(chorus)


(CHORUS)
Because my friend
I was so wasted
When I hit on your spouse,
I was blitzed, let’s face it
I’m a fool today
I got a big headache

I know that some of my
Jokes were tasteless
Let’s just all sit down
Forget the court cases
I was an @$$, my bad
I was so wasted

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alvin - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
welcome back...fun parody...i've been in this kind of situation before...lol
Michael E Cormier - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin. I don't think I'll be writing quite as often as I was when I was here last, but I'll definitely try to throw a giggle or two around whenever I can. :=)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back Mike. . .Garth Brooks. . .Friends in Low Places (the song I released my biggest bomb to date on -- and I don't mean that in a good way). . .Luckily for you buddy, you didn't bomb at all. . . well you kinda did actually in a physical sense, but that's what made it funny:P
Red Ant - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Votred earlier... very good to see you back. Loved the "Why does your dog seems to cower when I come near him?" lines.
adagio - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back. I was gone too.

This was really funny, but now I'm curious...just what in h-er-eck id you do? 5's
Michael E Cormier - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks BAD, Red Ant, and adagio. Feels good to be back. I just had an idea for this song a couple of weeks ago, and decided to see if it would work on paper. Glad you all liked it. I used to hate going out drinking, and remembering zilch about what went on during the last 12 hours or so. You hate to ask your buddies about what went on because they'll just sit back, laugh and totally mess with your head. They'll say things like, "Dude, you totally tried to french kiss your Mom" or, "Umm....You know that girl you went home with last night was really a dude, right?" It's always funny when it's not you suffering the blackout. Thanks again for the great welcome back.
Matthias - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
A country song about being a drunken idiot, seems only right. Welcome back.
Agrimorfee - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "She isn't still mad, is she friend?" Huh? This one came out fast, I can tell. Pretty funny parody, in a Cledus T. Judd way.
littleCupCakes - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, You sound like a NorCAL Cowboy?!??
McKludge - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - I am so much not a fan of country that I don't even know this OS, but I recall it was freakin huge. But I think we all know someone like this. A funny read.
Peter Andersson - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - I can't remember if something like that ever happened to me... ;-)
Guy - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM Dec 2007) - Been there, done that and threw up on the tee shirt. One thing I've learned over the years is that alcohol and gravity do not mix as well as alcohol and cats - Impaired judgement can nearly be lethal when dealing with cats. Nice go at the SOTM.
Max Power - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Hang over last for 555 hours
bobpiecheese - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Seems kinda rushed, but otherwise very well done.
Invisible Boy - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job here. Here's a toast...or 20
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) wow, they must have been REALLY bad tasteless jokes to elicit lawsuits, Michael - I sympathise mate - we've all been there (and stayed) - 555
Phil Alexander - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
:-D

(and speak for yourself, Stu. I haven't ;-) )
Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Have you been reading my diary, Michael? ;-) Disturbingly funny imagery, and great OS choice. 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I've never been wasted, but wow what a way to come back to the contests, too bad it's such a tight month. Your pacing was good--not perfect--but it could work because Garth leaves enough leeway to pull it off, the lyrics were very well thought out, and your rhyme scheme was top notch, not to mention you got a laugh with the first three lines--that's not easy to do.
Jack Wilson - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm always up for a good drunk song, especially if I can be in the video.
Mikey Squirrel - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Welcome back, fellow Mike. You sound like an interesting drunk. Well done and very funny. Hey look, my security code is NUT... how nutty!
EmiLoca - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - A few pacing errors, but nothing that detracted from the hilarity itself. The fact that this is a parody that Garth Brooks could actually sing - and perform believably - added to the humor.

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