-> "I Was So Wasted"
Original Song Title:
"Friends In Low Places"
Parody Song Title:
"I Was So Wasted"
The Lyrics
I threw up on your boots?
And grabbed your wife’s boobs?
And ruined your white cats hair?
Where did I go?
I don’t even know
I just woke up in my underwear
And I was surprised
When the New Year arrived
And I wasn’t in the town jail
But now, I‘m mostly screwed
Not funny, royally tattooed
And I got more worries than bail
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Because my friends
I was so wasted.
Drank the whiskey down
And then started chasing
Tequila Bay
And now I ‘m here to beg
Well, I was a pig
I crashed your places
I think I even punched
A couple of faces
Forgive me friends
I was so wasted!
Well, I guess that was wrong
When I fired up the bong
Again, I shouldn’t mix drugs with Coors
When I smashed out your light
Your Mom almost died
And she threw me right out through the door
And I didn’t see
Your wife’s new kitty
She isn’t still mad, is she friend?
I must’ve been high
Why does your dog seems to cower
When I come near him?
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(CHORUS)
Because my friend
I was so wasted
When I hit on your spouse,
I was blitzed, let’s face it
I’m a fool today
I got a big headache
I know that some of my
Jokes were tasteless
Let’s just all sit down
Forget the court cases
I was an @$$, my bad
I was so wasted
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