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Song Parodies -> "My Precious Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere that's Green"

Original Performer:

from Little Shop of Horrors

Parody Song Title:

"My Precious Ring"

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The Lyrics

The Lord of the Rings ... explanation basically ... not as funny...
Nadohuan, Dark Lord Sauron,
Made the one thing he'd stake his power on.
So evil he won't give it to his wife.

But I'm learning to love it
As if it were my own little hobbit
And I think of it every moment of every day of my life....

The One ring of my own,
Inscribed in Tengwar script.
But you can only see it when
It's in a fiery crypt.

I put it on, and I feel strong,
But I don't see a thing,
Eternity's my gift...
My precious ring.

The men going mad
For such a little thing
Boromir, yes 'It was a gift'
But that won't make you king!

Enya, Emiliana and Annie Lennox,
All they do is sing
About the thing I own,
My precious ring

Between the time I got it,
And the time it be destroyed.
I'll meet up with 8 buddies
And they all will drive me paranoid.

I've mangy 'Lijah Wood,
Portraying me thus far
But sometimes I wish he'd get killed
In what they call a car.

Elves, dwarves, men, wizards, orcs and hobbits
Have all realised something
I've always known
My love, My own...
My precioussssssssss ring

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