Song Parodies -> Earwax

Original Song Title:

"Relax"

Original Performer:

Frankie Goes To Hollywood

  
Parody Song Title:

"Earwax"

Parody Written by:

5784905820

Earwax Is Stupid.
And Sometimes borders on putrid.
Earwax, Don't do it.
Just let the sound pass through it.
Earwax, Just let the
Sound beat on the ear drum.
Beat on the ear drum.

Earwax is stupid
And Sometimes borders on putrid.
Earwax, its true its
hard to suck right through it.
Earwax, Pours out and
Makes me look real dumb!
Makes me look dumb.

But careful with those Q Tips
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Keep a safe and steady grip
Oh Oh Oh Whoa
Use A ear Syringe
If it becomes extreme
Got to slip the
Slip the
Slip out those Earwax Streams

Its Coming! Its Coming!
Yeah!

Earwax Is Stupid.
And Sometimes borders on putrid.
Beeswax, not as runny.
Tastes a little like honey.
Wax Museums tell stories
preserve a page of history
But The Wax figures are still dumb
Wax figures are still dumb.

Get it out!
Wax we speak of
Oh feel it

Earwax!
melting melting

Yeah




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Chuck A. Spear - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe...that was novel. Never expected to see that OS parodied! Very good!
Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Best parody about earwax I've read all day...

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