Oh no,
We---eeel ow!

Exlax, just chew it,
When you need to doo doo it.
Exlax, just use it,
When the stuff won't run.
Exlax, just chew it,
When your crap can't run,
When your crap can't run.

Exlax, just chew it,
When you cannot poo poo it.
Exlax, just chew it,
Buy it from the store.
Exlax, just use it,
You can drink it or chew it.
Exlax, don't use it,
When you've got the runs.
Crap!-
OH OH NO!!!!!!

But chew it and wait for five minutes.
Exlax works your intestines-ooh yeah
Eat too much cheese,
Cookies and creme,
Blocked so help me,
Help me!
Can you buy chocolate laxatives.
It's hurting.
Not runny. (ew)

Exlax, just chew it,
When you cannot doo doo it.
Exlax, just chew it,
When you got the runs.
Exlax, just chew it,
When you need to poo poo it.
Exlax, just chew it, (blocked)
When you want to run,
Not when you got the runs,
It's true that it's not fun.
Blocked-Ow!!!!

Get it out,
The feeling blocked,
I need it,
Exlax
I hurt, I hurt
Oy vey!!!!!!