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Song Parodies -> "Exlax (Constipation's Anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"Relax"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Parody Song Title:

"Exlax (Constipation's Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

If you cannot take bathroom humour, then pass this song up. But if not then read it and vote please.
Oh no,
We---eeel ow!

Exlax, just chew it,
When you need to doo doo it.
Exlax, just use it,
When the stuff won't run.
Exlax, just chew it,
When your crap can't run,
When your crap can't run.

Exlax, just chew it,
When you cannot poo poo it.
Exlax, just chew it,
Buy it from the store.
Exlax, just use it,
You can drink it or chew it.
Exlax, don't use it,
When you've got the runs.
Crap!-
OH OH NO!!!!!!

But chew it and wait for five minutes.
Exlax works your intestines-ooh yeah
Eat too much cheese,
Cookies and creme,
Blocked so help me,
Help me!
Can you buy chocolate laxatives.
It's hurting.
Not runny. (ew)

Exlax, just chew it,
When you cannot doo doo it.
Exlax, just chew it,
When you got the runs.
Exlax, just chew it,
When you need to poo poo it.
Exlax, just chew it, (blocked)
When you want to run,
Not when you got the runs,
It's true that it's not fun.
Blocked-Ow!!!!

Get it out,
The feeling blocked,
I need it,
Exlax
I hurt, I hurt
Oy vey!!!!!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh boy, this was a LOAD of laughs! Odd pacing and wording in the bridge, but I don't think this could have been any more of a laugh riot. 455
Tim Hall - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job on a gentle parody.
Johnny D - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Relax.
Meriadoc - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
A few bars of this, and you could probably 'pass' a spinning disco ball... good job, and a vast improvement on the original!
Rick D - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Like this better than the original
stormdrain - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
hehehe, exlax, just let it come "freely" hehehehe

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