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Song Parodies -> "Rolex"

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Frankie Goes To Hollywood

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The Lyrics

(Random mumbling)

But that watch is impressive

To buy it
You’ll have to take a loan

You’re bankrupt
If you want to go and wear it

Don’t choose it
Wind up in the slums

7,000 bucks!

That timepiece
Will fill the Repoman’s dreams

Your wristwatch
Makes you sell your house

For the leader of a business

Purchase is quite dumb

It tops the wealthy man’s collection
No Mickey Mouse hand selection, Oh no!
Spend that cash
On champagne get smashed
Got the money
Money for ludicrous things!

Watch that gleams!




More than telling time!

Bought one!

Cash spending!
There’s plenty!

Of accessories that’s my pick!

Too lavish!
Incrusted with gems!

They are Swiss!
Won’t get one for Christmas!

Don’t buy it!
Homeless is your fate!

You can't pay their rates!

Unless you're Bill Gates!


Give it up!
You can’t buy one!
Don’t wear it!

I’ll admit!
That they will make you look rich!

Too swanky!

You'll rue it!

My precious!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Mark Scotti - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Tailor made for this song! 555 thousand bling!
Christie Marie M - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
A very rich parody you wrote, Matt! I'm not really rich, I'm just spoiled. As a matter of fact, I'm not rich at all. I'm now poor from being unemployed for too long! Great song and title switch! Yep, Rolex is very pricey! Great job and take 555 more Rolex watches!
LadyStetson - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
SquireMat . . . nothing is quite so impressive to catch a Lady's eye than a ~STETSON~, not a Rolex . . . . ok?
Timmy1k - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
How true it is - I like my Timex and no one will try to steal it.
Matthias - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Once I got this title switch in mind I just had to run with it. Thanks all for sharing your "time" with me.
Phil Nelson - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
I really liked it, really funny
Jonathan S. - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Great title switch and subs. 555
watches - February 21, 2010 - Report this comment
The definition of a lucky man and a woman replica watches from the left point to the definition of the points table will bring. From rolex watches to see men and women actually love talking about the definition of euphony, to my mind, rather, meaning is about love. From the reports of men and women means that all the dependencies and the second one I love datejust lady watchestogether forever. From the reports of men and women means you are not a permanent sense of time. From time to see the men and women every day to see the true meaning, see, and clear, and apparently I were you.

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