-> "Rolex"
Original Song Title:
"Relax"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rolex"
The Lyrics
(Random mumbling)
Rolex
Expensive
But that watch is impressive
Rolex
To buy it
You’ll have to take a loan
Rolex
You’re bankrupt
If you want to go and wear it
Rolex
Don’t choose it
Wind up in the slums
7,000 bucks!
Rolex
That timepiece
Will fill the Repoman’s dreams
Rolex
Your wristwatch
Makes you sell your house
Rolex
Exquisite
For the leader of a business
Rolex
Indulgent
Purchase is quite dumb
It tops the wealthy man’s collection
No Mickey Mouse hand selection, Oh no!
Spend that cash
On champagne get smashed
Got the money
Money!
Money for ludicrous things!
Watch that gleams!
Rolex!
Hollywood!
Rolex!
More than telling time!
Bought one!
Cash spending!
There’s plenty!
Rolex!
Fantastic!
Of accessories that’s my pick!
Rolex!
Too lavish!
Incrusted with gems!
Rolex!
They are Swiss!
Won’t get one for Christmas!
Rolex!
Don’t buy it!
No!
Homeless is your fate!
You can't pay their rates!
Unless you're Bill Gates!
Crazed!
Give it up!
You can’t buy one!
Don’t wear it!
Rolex!
I’ll admit!
That they will make you look rich!
Rolex!
Too swanky!
Rolex!
You'll rue it!
Rolex!
My precious!
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