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Song Parodies -> "Kill The Heartburn With A Tum"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbeat Like A Drum"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Flock Of Seagulls

Parody Song Title:

"Kill The Heartburn With A Tum"

Parody Written by:

Hello Konichiwa

The Lyrics

Although this should actually be under the untapped comercial ideas, this is a bit too much. enjoy.
Kill The Heartburn With A Tum
Kill The Heartburn With A Tum

Every Time You Get That Pain,
Between Heart and Brain, again
Kill The Heartburn With A Tum! (Heartburn, Heartburn, Heartburn)
When You get, Old and Grey, Stand Up And Say, HEY!
Then Kill The Heartburn With A Tum!(Heartburn, Heartburn)
When You Eat
Too Much Pie
You Will Not Die

Just Kill The Heartburn With A Tum! (Heartburn, Heartburn)
But Dont You Dare Buy Rolaids Instead
Take Those you may wind up dead
it really really matters
it really really matters
it really really matters What you take

Cause when youre on a trip in paradise (Paradise)
had a few too many drinks in paradise (Paradise)
Then it Hurts! Oh It Hurts, Oh It Hurts,Oh so bad!
Use Tums Not Rolaids,
Use Tums Not Rolaids!

Every Time You Get That Pain,
Between Heart and Brain, again
Kill The Heartburn With A Tum! (Heartburn, Heartburn, Heartburn)
When You get, Old and Grey, Stand Up And Say, HEY!
Then Kill The Heartburn With A Tum!(Heartburn, Heartburn)
When You Eat
Too Much Pie
You Will Not Die

Every Time You Get That Pain,
Between Heart and Brain, again
Kill The Heartburn With A Tum! (Heartburn, Heartburn, Heartburn)
When You get, Old and Grey, Stand Up And Say, HEY!
Then Kill The Heartburn With A Tum!(Heartburn, Heartburn)
When You Eat
Too Much Pie
You Will Not Die

Heartburn, Heartburn
Heartburn, Heartburn
Heartburn, Heartburn

Kill The Heartburn With A Tum,
Kill The Heartburn With A Tum

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Old Hillbilly Man - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, But A good Parody Otherwise.

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