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Song Parodies -> "White Bears"

Original Song Title:

"Nightmares"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Flock Of Seagulls

Parody Song Title:

"White Bears"

Parody Written by:

FlockFan

The Lyrics

Never go to the north, it's a terrible place
I Thought the north pole would make a nice vacation,
We thought we Might have even found some gold!
I Then Realized It Was A Very Bad Destination,
I didn't think that it would be this cold.

Remeber all the warm baths and hot black tea,
Eskimos seem to lead a boring life.
without electricity or hot water,
We Just have a handmade hunting knife.

All You see is some Penguins and Some White Bears,
It is nothing to see at all
we really took so many things for granted
our hotel has ice bricks for a wall

Our Best freinds must be real crazy,
To recommend this stupid place to us
but now were stuck here for 5 months, girl
we cannot just get on a bus.

All You see is some Penguins and Some White Bears,
It is nothing to see at all
we really took so many things for granted
our hotel has ice bricks for a wall

So wer'e left huddled in the corner
there's not much else to do at all
a blanket covering all but our faces
We cant just go shopping at the mall

All You see is some Penguins and Some White Bears,
It is nothing to see at all
we really took so many things for granted
our hotel has ice bricks for a wall
our hotel has ice bricks for a wall
our hotel has ice bricks for a wall
our hotel has ice bricks for a wall

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2Eagle - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, but penguins?
john samson - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It doesnt sound like youve been to the north, its actually a nice place.

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