I sat ontop the toilet seat
I'd never thought I'd see a thing like that
See a thing like that
It was brown and had some corn
The kind of corn that's on a cob
That's on a cob

And it stunk, it stunk so freakin' bad
It just stunk, I had to hold my nose
I couldn't get it out

A fly comes in and surrounds the poop
More flies come and surrounds it too
Surrounds it too
More flies keep comming still
The flies start to die before my eyes
Dying before my eyes

'Cause it stinks, it stinks so freakin' bad
It just stinks, it's killing all the flies
They couldn't get out

I reached out to flush the poop
The poop is clogging the toilet
Clogging the toilet
Reached out and grabbed a plunger
I finally got the poop flushed
Got the poop flushed

And I ran, I ran and unlocked the door
I just ran, I ran out of the room
I finally got out

And I ran, I ran to the store
I just ran, I ran and got toilet paper
'Cause I need some